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She/Her, 27, Maker of Bread and Wax Seals

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[shamebats]

Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

[shamebats]

I just realized it's literally just the fucking humors again. We've arrived back at the starting line.

[cowdogpaws]

Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

[cowdogpaws]

🫵stop directly contributing to the growing anti sex sentiment

[cowdogpaws]

Have u considered that sexual activity is a natural part of the human experience rather than some invading wild animal which must be staved off and hidden in shame?

Source: genitals are a part of the human body

[atan-orofarne]

Also, I'm not usually a linguistic prescriptivist, but…

This fella picking up Popeye is a goon.

Or more commonly…these guys in the back? Goons.

[cowdogpaws]

We gotta give goons back their word

[zeemczed]

Shoutout to El Goonish Shive.

[dandelion-grl]

you’ve got to be jeff the kidding me

[magicmooshka]

I Am Not Your Asian American Doll: a comic for AAPI Heritage Month 2023

I usually spend a lot of time editing and fine-tuning my comics so that they come across as polite and inoffensive. But honestly, I’m really tired of the way Asian cultures and countries are treated / talked about while Asian people themselves are excluded, and thought it was about time I really let my rage out lol.

id in alt

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[sun-daddy-yoriichi]

I hope I didn’t already reblog this. Phenomenal

[fillielitsa]

All 13 full moons of 2023

[teaboot]

Every look ICONIC! Our lady can NOT flop!

[blackbackedjackal]

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

[blackbackedjackal]

At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.

[gigilefache]

I'm rebloging this twice im tired of people not wearing headphones when watching videos in public. It's basic etiquette to wear headphones in public when you listen to things.

[zoesupreme]

Thursday the 2

[zoesupreme]

[enbysean]

thought this would be a banger on tumblr

[itehexael]

[unavernales]

uh so i never do this but maui is quite literally on fire and there isn't nearly enough care or consideration for. you know. Native Hawaiians who live here being displaced and the land (and cultural relevance) that's being eaten up by the fire. so if ya'll wanna help, here's some links:

maui food bank: https://mauifoodbank.org/

maui humane society: https://www.mauihumanesociety.org/

center for native hawaiian advancement: https://www.memberplanet.com/campaign/cnhamembers/kakoomaui

hawai'i red cross: https://www.redcross.org/local/hawaii/ways-to-donate.html

please reblog and spread the word if you can't donate.

[hottdoggblogg]

[pressysblog]

there is no way people still think this woman is straight

no explanation needed

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

I KNOW RIGHT???? voting is like the gayest thing ever

[allegedly-human]

Swities will go "omg she just posted the GAYEST picture ever how does no one see it!!!" and it's this

[orphetoon]

he’s right

[studentlifeproblems]

[mauxanhduong]

[image description: a tweet by user @/CHIPANIMUS that reads “What happens in your head when you do 27 + 48? PLEASE respond I’m tryna see something”. end id.]

[fairycosmos]

that guy who went to space and said something along the lines of how it shattered his illusions about the wonders of the universe entirely because it was just cold and empty and dead and vast and everything worth marvelling at was back down on earth. yeah

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery

[queenwhiskey]

this goes sailing through my window after making a bad post