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[kuumara]

dni list

has skin

has organs

has bones

can reproduce

has nerves

has nails

can eat

can grow

can respond to external stimuli

under 2meter

my account is NOT a safe space if you're seeing this you will die in 7days

also this is a thought dumpster dont expect anything well thought out from me for 99% of the post

[babyonwire]

The funniest part about conformitygate is that it made everyone in the GA feel like a Byler for 4 days and none of them could handle a QUARTER of the heat that we've been feeling for years. Like great NOW you know how it feels to look at details and have high expectations for a show that is actually just lowkey shitty and also feel crazy disappointed that they never came out and debunked the theories simply because they wanted more discussion and engagement and, might I say, 'baited' you into talking about the show instead of flat out denying it was happening. And after all those years of calling us delusional they hopped on a theory that came FROM us as a last ditch effort to justify everything without properly realizing it was originally ours. Lol. Lmao even

[inwayovermyhead]

Claim yours now!!

I have been on this damn boat for too goddamn long!!!!!

[gracious-midnight]

Mike Wheeler the type of guy to unironically call his partner "sorcerer" as a pet name

Oh wait he actually did that

[kuumara]

No conformitygate, i believe in leigh-janak-ghostwriter gate

[kuumara]

It's annoying asf how they could've had such a cooler season if they actually made Will a proper spy for vecna again and didnt just make him say he was (like theyve been doing with a lot of things ngl)

Like i was fr expecting it to go DOWN and it all to be better when Will said Vecna's made him a spy again but no... Nevermind they just wanted a suspenseful dramatic line....

[kuumara]

Wheres the table read for vol2 and 3 i bet the actors were just so over the script they wont even post it😭😭😭😭

[klowtales]

Will and His Devoted Paladin

[dukeofdelirium]

“Cut us some slack”

Absolutely not lmao we are going to keep humiliating you idiots like you humiliated us for a decade you fucking dickheads. Y’all forced a gay man to be complicit in your humiliation ritual and bullied him for a decade, even making jokes and punching a fake body double of him when he was 11 years old. You’re sick disgusting pieces of shit and we’ll keep reminding you of it forever

[kuumara]

Moistcritikal, the king of popular opinion, saying Stranger Things 5 was shit and pointing out the plotholes is all i needed to forget s5 entirely this is the actual fans' story now fym

[alieznora]

The reporter asked what were the most impressive episodes. Noah began to speak, but duffer said to be careful, and they began to laugh

[kuumara]

The answer is none🙌🙌🙌

[kuumara]

Will Byers would never go to a gay bar either while we're at him being reduced to just a gaybo

[kuumara]

Also they straightened Mike's hair out I'm d they even had to ruin his cut

[kuumara]

Great how they told us mike and will are still besties for the resties because they sure dont act like it, they couldn't even SHOW them being friends because they aren't capable of even keeping up with their own character's relationships

[kuumara]

U know what i dont give a fuck about how some old dudes ended the story, why should my entire mood and day be ruined because of THEM?? Because of how THEY massacred the show we all loved? No thank yew

[kuumara]

Anyone else got a bit pissed at Dustin's speech about freaks and whatever. They were trying to tell that to us, the audience, to inspire us or something JUST BY TELLING US THAT, like yeah here u have this basic ass speech, but we're not gonna do anything really influential with our show that would be important but would also piss people off because we're pussies

[kuumara]

So turns out Mike is not a freak, he's just a normal nerd and everything works out for him in the end i guess... So much for a show about outcasts