Whatevasince4eva

[mtvstyle]

Fashion icon

[onlytwitterpics]

[grace--upon--grace]

[themorallycorruptfayeresnick]

[theonion]

[coaztal]

Legitimately one of my favorite Onion articles

[juliaburgardt]

[heroinchic-deactivated20131230]

[kylawesomeonehunna]

Thinking bout those suicide letters I wanna write

[renaissancepalette-deactivated2]

[timhortons]

i hope youre all lying and hyping your cv/resume’s up

[timhortons]

i have never gotten an interview and not been offered a job position after it

[timhortons]

I mean lets be honest if everyone else is gassing theirs up like no tomorrow and you’re being as honest as you can who th are the recruitment team going to be more interested in

[timhortons]

There’s people working in my banks head office with me WITH MUCH MORE EXPERIENCE than me BUT ARE GETTING PAID LESS

[timhortons]

we’re doing the exact same job role

[timhortons]

the point I’m trying to make here is if you’ve handled finances for a company you’re now what i would call a treasurer my g, if you’ve done admin work you are now a secretary (or as I’ve put Management secretary)

[timhortons]

you help some kid with his homework? you’re a private tutor.

keep your bullets points for the job role as concise and important sounding as possible AND ALWAYS EMPHASIS THAT YOURE A TEAM PLAYER IF YOURE GOING TO WORK IN A TEAM.

[timhortons]

go into that interview room and get your story straight the night before and remember that interviews are two way conversatons yes they might be grilling you but at the end of it make sure to grill them BACK. do you have any hesitations about my qualifications? my suitability for the job? any feedback on my cv? how long have you been working at this company? do you like it here? whats the work environment like?

I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS GET THE SAME FEEDBACK WHEN THEY GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH ME

“ive never been asked those questions before” / “you were one of the strongest candidates”

[timhortons]

throughout the interview emphasise that youre about progression, that you want more responsibilities than you did at your previous job, tell them the hours here are more suitable for me than my last ones were, AND WHEN IT COMES TO SALARY NEGOTIATION its all about continuity. tell them again that it boils down to progression. make up a reasonable figure for how much you were paid in your last role (do your research for how much the industry youre applying to or the role youre applying for pays, base it on that) tell them you expect more than you were previously paid. do not give them a figure. progression is your primary focus, tell them if youre progressing youre happy. leave it at that.

[timhortons]

LIE THROUGH YOUR TEETH AND GET THAT MONEY

[earthstory]

Drone captures a whale opening its mouth to feed. That is a big mouth.

[mielparaoshun]

The only reason we need drones tbh

[int3gurl]

@avocadoshawty

[leafcrunch]

it messed me up when i realized the reason baleen whales have those weird vertical stripes under their mouths is because it’s actually all folded and when they open their mouths it expands into an enormous pouch that goes down like half their body

[omega3]

[deeplifequotes]

Never apologize to others for their misunderstanding of who you are.

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[popculturediedin2009]

Ten years ago today, this happened.

[youngrichnflashy]

at the end they was all like, “hold” 😂😧

[quitethefreak]

Lmfao never forget

[clairhux2]

I miss this old kanye forreal

[theironman]

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[bonersniper]

Someone FINALLY found and posted the full version!

[nithpantie-l-deactivated2016070]

AND HE KNOWS HOW TO DO THE FUCKING CLAPS PROPERLY

[veryfunnymemes]