6 shots of vodka.

Kylie Jenner; sixteen. party girls don't get hurt can't feel anything when will I learn.

[kyliejbye]

I've been apart of this roleplay for 5 months and its safe to say within those months I have made some pretty amazing friends, and never felt so welcome into a rp like this one. This rp has honestly been amazing to participate with and I'm hoping I can somewhat keep in contact with you all, unfortunately I don't have kik nor aim bc kik makes my phone freeze and aim is being a major bitch to me right now so when I get that sorted ill post it on here, if anyone of you will be lurking.

Thank you for all the opportunities, friendships, etc. I love you and appreciate you all.

-Haley.

[kyliejennerfashionstyle]

kyliejenner - BH. Oh hey @shammaurice

[ohsobenzo-blog-blog]

You best be. Tonight? what we having? If it’s not good food, I’m not coming. If it’s good though I’ll even drag Zayn along so we can then throw our peas at each other across the dinner table, or at him. 

[kyliejbye]

No idea, all I know is that its probably something delicious because Kourtney is making it she never likes tells us what we're eating she likes to keep it a secret. You totally should, and we can totally do it a 3 way thing -- It will be a total family pea party.

[president-jt-deactivated2014081]

Here’s a Sunday thought for y’all- 

[kyliejbye]

Because relationships are just a big bag of fake dildos.

[elliotsparks-deactivated2016030]

I don’t mean to brag but I’ve made some fine cupcakes today. This is my fourth already.

[kyliejbye]

And you didn't even think about sharing them with your lil sister you bitch tit?!

[its-all-pain]

perfection

[jus-10bieber-deactivated2014070]

I wasn’t invited? Fuck you. I thought I was part of your family’s fuckin’ clique.

[kyliejbye]

No manwhores allowed, didn't see you know that?! geez.

[devilsasha-deactivated20170822]

First show was a success!

[devilsasha-deactivated20170822]

  It’s an amazing feeling! Oh really? Awesome! Jacquie and I can’t wait to see you!

[kyliejbye]

I'm sure, yeah yeah I can't wait to see you all.

[devilsasha-deactivated20170822]

First show was a success!

[devilsasha-deactivated20170822]

Trust me, I won’t. I think part of it is just the fact that I know people are coming to see me, you know?

[kyliejbye]

Understandable, must be a good feeling. Me and Kendall are coming to the show in Tampa.

[selgomezpce]

Yeah I don’t either so no worries.

[kyliejbye]

I'm glad we're on the same page, Gomez.

[selgomezpce]

Yeah and then again I’m not much into soccer.

[kyliejbye]

Same here, I have no understanding of it whatsoever. 

[ohsobenzo-blog-blog]

Aw, that sounds amazing, where was my invite? hello family rules little Bey. 

[kyliejbye]

I'm sorry Ashtits, well here's your invite to family dinner tonight -- I'll even reserve you a seat.

[prxncessgcn-blog]

Oh my god, if that is caught on tape, you should totally send it to me. You know I’d be laughing my ass off then. You should do it to not just Kim though, what about Rob? Now that would be fucking hilarious.

[kyliejbye]

Oh I shall will, I'll send it too everyone and say it got leaked you know like it wasn't my fault the rest of the world saw it. Maybe I'll just do it too everyone, I think Scott's reaction will be my fave fo shizzle no doubt he'll come back for revenge 100 times harder.

[devilsasha-deactivated20170822]

First show was a success!

[devilsasha-deactivated20170822]

I don’t think I’ve ever been this excited for a tour before, is that bad?

[kyliejbye]

Cause not, just don't tell Selala that.

[kyliejbye]

drop me a name in my ask and ill give you my opinion on them.

[devilsasha-deactivated20170822]

First show was a success!

I think Jacquie and I messed around most of the night, but still…San Antonio was amazing. Now, who’s ready to take over Grand Prairie!? I know we are!

[kyliejbye]

Well if you are, there's nothing better.

[selgomezpce]

She’s the only soccer player that I know that has gotten arrested.

[kyliejbye]

There's probably been more, just not be broadcasted or happen in like the mid centuries.