"Kylo Ren is a pussy. He lost to two noobs with no training whatsoever."
Did you not pay attention to the movie AT ALL?!
He got shot in the fucking stomach with a bigass crossbow. This is the same fucking crossbow that was sending Stormtroopers flying back 20 feet and killing them instantly.
This is the same fucking crossbow that we saw in Return of the Jedi that was powerful enough to destroy a small vehicle with one shot.
Basically, anything that gets shot with Chewbacca’s bowcaster gets blown into motherfucking oblivion.
This piece of shit is so powerful that instead of “Wookiee bowcaster”, we should call it “ The fuck you gun”.
But what happens when Kylo Ren gets shot with it?
He kneels down. Goes “Ouch”, then he gets the fuck up and goes on looking for a few bitches.
He is probably losing pints of blood from that wound, and he uses the force to keep his insides from spilling out. Then he goes on walking and pulls out his lightsaber and gets ready to fight.
How fucking badass is that?
He just walked off a shot from Chewbacca’s OP bowcaster.
Not only that. He still manages to take on Finn and Rey by himself. Finn was a former Stormtrooper who trained in close-quarters combat with a riot control baton, and Rey spent 19 years on Jakku defending herself with a metal staff
Don’t fucking tell me that Rey and Finn never had training
It takes him no less than a minute to nearly kill Finn. After being shot with the unholy lovechild of a 12-gauge shotgun, a mortar launcher, and a crossbow, Kylo Ren still manages to get up and kick someone’s ass.
Then he gets ready for round two.
He leaves Finn lying half-dead on the ground and gets ready to fight Rey.
Did you not hear Kylo Ren say that he was keeping Rey alive because he wanted to train her? Could it be that he’s actually going easy on her?
Only reason Rey beat Kylo was because Rey was never shot with Chewbacca’s fuck-you gun.
And on Takodana, when Kylo Ren goes into the forest looking for Rey, he manages to block every single shot she fires at him and then he force-paralyzes her with a single gesture.
And before this, he sensed Poe Dameron preparing to fire at him, and he just catches the blaster bolt in mid air and manages to keep it floating while walking around having a conversation.
When was the last time we saw a force-user do that? Never.
Not even Darth Vader or Yoda can do that.
Kylo Ren is a fucking beast.
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