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These are all the vids and pics from this past weekend, for anyone that would want to see. Videos end with .MOV

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I just realized how silly I look in some of these...Or all of them😂😂😂😂

These are all the vids and pics from this past weekend, for anyone that would want to see. Videos end with .MOV

We’ll see how long this lasts😭, this will not only be the last time this year, but the last time for good. Thank you for making my short time on here meaningful. If for some reason you’d want to follow me elsewhere, I am @jkauffman2524 on twitter and Johnny_Bravo_94 on Insta

Personal timestamp:

12/31/18 10:20pm

* for me to keep track how long I won’t forget to stay off lol😜

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All Might: C’mon, Aizawa! Nobody thinks Midoriya's my son!

Aizawa: *turns to his coworkers* Put your hand up if you thought Midoriya was Toshinori's son.

[everyone puts their hand up]

All Might: Midoriya, put your hand down!

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😂😂😂

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Bakugou: *gets a paper cut* OW! Son of a bi-

Mirio: Bakugou! *gestures wildly to Eri* CHILDREN!

Bakugou: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiis-cuit.... Son of a biscuit.... That's it.

Mirio: Nice save!

Bakugou: Yeah, fuckin nailed it.

Mirio: Wh-? Bakugou!!

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Nope

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Yaoyorozu: (blows Todoroki a kiss)

Todoroki: Haha I love you too. :)

Yaoyorozu: You were supposed to catch it...

Todoroki: Ohhhh! Ok, let’s try again.

Yaoyorozu: (blows another kiss)

Todoroki: (starts running backwards, arm extended behind him to mime catching something, jumps into the air and body slams into the floor)

Yaoyorozu: (trying and failing to hold back loud cackling) Oh my gosh- ,are you- (more cackling)- are you okay?

Todoroki: (holding up clenched fist victoriously) I caught it!

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😍

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Aizawa: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Midoriya: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Aizawa: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Midoriya: But I heard a siren.

Aizawa: That was Ochaco.

Uraraka: I'm sorry, I got nervous...

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😂😂😂

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Todoroki: Aizawa-sensei, in your professional opinion, how would I die?

Aizawa: Murder. Gangland style execution. We'd never find your head.

Todoroki: That’s a shame.

Ashido: *silently raises finger in question*

Aizawa: You slip in a tub.

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happy birthday you funky edgy birb *:･ﾟ✧

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This’d be something I’d post in text format so why not. Illustrations make everything better.

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Oh gullible deku😂

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Kirishima: Literally, name one thing that’s better than a dog.

Kaminari: Two dogs.

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Yep

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Shoto: (being an edgy little asshole)

Endeavor: That’s it. You’re getting punished. Sort all of these peas, by shade of green, and come get me when you’re done.

Shoto: (dumps the entire bowl of peas in the floor, right in front of endeavor, with a stone face) They’re all fucking green.

Endeavor: (sweating profusely) I have created a monster…

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Uraraka: There is nothing worse than death.

Midoriya: I can think of a lot of things that are worse than death.

Midoriya: Losing Ochaco.

Midoriya: Ochaco getting hurt.

Uraraka: Dek-

Midoriya: GETTING SEPARATED FROM OCHACO!

Uraraka: De-

Midoriya: Wearing crocs.

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That’s right deku

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Kaminari: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Kirishima: Aren’t there 26? Kaminari: Well, I forgot U R A Q T Kirishima: That’s 25 though. You’re still missing one Kaminari: I’ll give you the D later - Kaminari: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Bakugou: [read at 7:04 pm] - Kaminari: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Sero: Why are you asking me? You think I’d count them all? - Kaminari: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Aoyama: Yes, you forgot I M A Q T AOYAMAISTHEBEST - Kaminari: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Yaoyorozu: You’re always welcome to attend my English tutoring sessions- no need to ask indirectly like this - Kaminari: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Jirou: If you value your “D”, limit the number of dumb questions you ask to 2 per day Kaminari: …How did you know what I was about to say? Jirou: 1 remaining - Kaminari: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Ashido: No Ashido: There’s 29