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[l888re]

[l888re]

If keek has no fans im dead 🤷‍♀️

[l888re]

Someone I know takes four plan b every time she goes out just to “get in the right mindset for the club” comment your guesses who

[kavalyera]

looking at people post about seeing bmth and miw live is destroying me

[segamascott]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

My goal now is to become the first autistic acetaminophen sommelier so that I can be like "yeah, if you just want a standard-issue trains autistic you can take regular generic brand capsules no problem, but if you're hoping for something more career path-orientated, you may need to tailor your regimen a bit more. For example, the Excedrin Migraine range is generally the best for special interests that can lead to a PhD in science-based fields like geology and mycology, but if you're leaning towards a more creative arts special interest like stop-motion animation, then you're definitely gonna want to go with the Extra Strength TYLENOL ® Rapid Release Gels."

[l888re]

Jackrabbits

If you have a problem where there’s too many jackrabbits and they’re killing your cattle you need to unleash ferrets into the jackrabbit hives and station hunting dogs at the exits because you could’ve used jackrabbit poison in the past but because of trumps new tariffs the jackrabbit poison is too expensive so the only solution is ferrets

[l888re]

all a woman needs is a kini and a dream ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

[l888re]

(im not pro ana I just thought this was silly goofy)

[l888re]

i hope one day god bestows in me a single drop of self control

[l888re]

its been two hours i just want vape. people are vacuuming!!!

[younggluestick]

at the rate i respond to texts, i think people should just start sending me carrier pidgeons. I need the company anyway.

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carrier pigeon purchase ?

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Voting ended onFeb 6, 2025

[l888re]

i hope one day god bestows in me a single drop of self control

[l888re]

disappointed

Q: I was disappointed, what kind of review rating should I give this?

We fulfilled our end of the bargain. 5 Stars.

Q: I was not disappointed, what kind of review rating should I give this?

Pleasantly surprised then? Sounds like 5 Stars.

[l888re]

my mom kissed bill hader

my parents are getting a divorce because my mom kissed bill hader

[l888re]

retraded amounts of gear

coroners need a "blasting retraded amounts of gear" checkbox rip

[l888re]

[l888re]

diamonds arnt forever

i refuse, i refuse, i refuse 𓆩⟡𓆪

[l888re]

me when i drown in pu$$y