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@la-matrona
I’ve been gone for a while, but I’m back right now, so I thought I’d let y’all know I’ve got a knew, tropey, kinky, smutty AF fic in the works. <3
Title: Ready or Knot
Pairing: Hermione x Regulus
Rating: E
Tropes: AU, Daddy Kink, D/s, Werewolf Goodness, Mates, High-Handed Hotties.
Summary: When Hermione Granger picks up an older man at a club, she isn't expecting the choice to have lasting consequences. An AU, Wizarding World, Erotic Love Story.
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23954185/chapters/57610930
Imagine Hermione and Draco as grownup ministry officials who find comfort in...each other. And that's only the beginning.
Omg you guys, Oprah Magazine’s website did an article about HP fanfic. I am like… numb in shock right now because one of my fics was listed here alongside some of the most amazing fanfic writers that I know!
@colubrina @kittenshift-17 @captofthesswolfstar just to name a few!!!
Look iiiiiiit. Shaya is famouuuuus!
hi i just read the augurey and it was brilliant!! are you going to finish the story? thanks for answering!
I’m not sure how old this message is, but hi, I’m back on Tumblr for a bit. :) I have two more books outlined for TA and just haven’t sat down to write them yet, because I’ve been distracted by other shinies. It’s on my list, though!
Hi! Hey! Hello!! (I’m waving) just wanted to let you know I found your story Ready or knot about 15 minutes ago. Yes I love Hermione! Yes I love Regulus! And YES!! I love them together. So what I’m saying is I absolutely love your story and am eagerly and patiently waiting for when you update it. I know your working on Outlet right now with Shay and I love that too!!
Thank you so much! <3 I’ve been wanting to write about the two for a while, so I’m glad this idea bit me!
I started ready Ready or Knot and I am hooked. I love Regulus fanfics and there is not enough of them BUT Regulus and Hermione.... I COULD SCREAMMMMMM
Thank you! I have been FLOORED by how much people love this fic. I’m basically just throwing all my kinks at it and being completely over the top unashamed about what I love in an erotic romance, so I’m happy its not just completely freaking people out, lol.
Outlet
by @shayalonnie and @la-matrona
War wounded Harry and Hermione return to Hogwarts for their last year, but there’s something wrong with Harry. Hermione makes it her mission to help him find an outlet for his unexpected frustrations only to realise that he has become hers, and they are both way in over their heads.
Tags: BDSM, Learning BDSM, Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Language, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Not Epilogue Compliant
Available now on Ao3
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I know it’s been a long time since I’ve posted anything, but one of my besties, @la-matrona, was determined to help get me back on my feet after a year of dealing with depression. We began scheduled writing times together and came up with an idea that both of us fell in love with, so we decided to write it together! (And yes, I’ll also be working on my other WIPs). We’re planning on updating weekly, and were so excited when we reached the end of writing Chapter Two that we couldn’t hold of a second longer!
Rereading The Augery rn. Hope all is well with u!
Hey there!
I’m so glad you’re enjoying the reread! That’s a HUGE compliment and makes me all fluttery inside.
I’m doing well! I haven’t posted in a looooong time because I was focusing on my original romance, and I finished the first draft about a week and a half ago! Right now I’m taking a short writing break and then going to dive into edits. Once I’m done with those I’m hoping to take another break from original fiction to write more for The Augurey!
Thanks for checking in on me!
Hey there, I hope this finds you well! I was actually just going over my fanfic list today and realized it's been longer than I thought since I read your wonderful story, The Augury! I saw your note on your bio to come visit you here, so I'm just offering my portion of encouragement in what I'm sure is a busy season in your life! Again, I hope this finds you well and I hope to read some more of your work soon! Cheers!
<3 Thank you! This gave me all the happy feelings when it showed up in my email, and more warm fuzzies now that I’m actually logging on the Tumblr to respond! <3
Are you going to finish The Augurey?? Im dying here really
Yep! New chapter up today!
Hi!!! I just wanted to say I LOVE your Molly!! She isn’t this judgemental bratty person; she’s someone who made mistakes and learned from them and she’s delightful! i love The Augurey!
Thank you! I identify so strongly with Molly these days it’s hard for me not to want to make her hip to the skip!
Thoughts and Disclosure after Seeing TLJ a Second Time
The Last Jedi was so beyond my hopes and expectations that I really couldn’t form coherent sentences about the film after seeing it the first time. Mostly I managed internal screams and felt myself falling into the rabbit hole of obsession that TFA inspired two years ago.
TFA hit me hard on so many levels, reaching back to my childhood love of the original trilogy, but also igniting a passion for fresh characters and the new direction of this trilogy.
Kylo Ren/Ben Solo was always the heart of that for me. Don’t get me wrong. I love Rey. As a woman, how can I not love seeing a strong, powerful, feisty female protagonist? I love Finn too. He’s a Stormtrooper who turns, and his friendship with Rey represents the kind of fierce loyalty we all need from friends in our lives.
But Kylo. For me, he was always a key protagonist. Not only does his f*cked up relationship with his family make sense to me, but his vulnerability got its hooks in me deep. He was so obviously not a clear cut villain. Yes, even after Han.
I know the pushback that Rey IS the protagonist. Yep, she is. But so is Ben. Which is why this all resonated with me so much. In my day job, I’m a writer. A romance writer. I have to balance dual protagonists, who sometimes act as each other’s antagonists, in every story I write. I could see romantic narrative and mythic tropes being used between Kylo and Rey in the first film, Act One, if you will. Reylo had resonance for me, but I honestly was stumped about whether the writers would be able to pull it off and how.
Then Rian Johnson came along with a masterful second act that still has me reeling.
So, I guess, for those who follow my blog, I should tell you I firmly believe the relationship between Kylo/Ben and Rey is the key to this trilogy. If you loathe everything about Reylo, please unfollow or block me now. I respect that there are other ships, other hopes for where this trilogy will go. But I haven’t embraced this narrative because I “ship” them or think Daisy and Adam look really hot together. I mean, they do, but that’s not an accident. Good casting made sure of that.
I believe in the pairing because I watched the films. As a writer, I think I see the moves being made. The dominos being lined up. How are they going to do it? I have some ideas, but I view certain things as impossible now. Kylo cannot simply be the “Big Bad” in Ep9. Even if he tried, he would fail. The only time he’s truly risen up and taken his life into his own hands for the right reasons was in that throne room, for and with Rey. Neither of them will forget that.
Sure, he screwed up immediately after, but you don’t take a “villain” from murdering his father in Act One, to being fully redeemed in Act Two. But Rian Johnson took him further than I ever imagined. We’re at the narrative midpoint. The false high. For Kylo, this begins a retreat into identity, but Kylo/Ben has tasted what it’s like to embrace his essence. His “pull to the light” as he said in TFA.
I came home after my second viewing of TLJ and saw a ridiculous article in Vanity Fair that treated Kylo Ren like a throwaway. “I’d be extremely surprised if Kylo Ren survives the final installment.”
Kylo may be destroyed, but it will only be so Ben Solo can be redeemed. If that character dies at the end of Ep9, what will be the point of his conflict? The message would essentially be, “some people are just too f*cked up, they can only die.” Yet, as I see it, the message TFA and TLJ are repeating again and again is that people who are nobodies, who have been given up on, who have done the unforgivable, or who have willfully given up, can still matter. Can still act heroically. Can still rise to the moment. For love. “No one’s truly ever gone.”
Will Ben somehow sacrifice himself for Rey or the Resistance and thereby be redeemed? Maybe. But it’s not balanced. It’s not the grey middle ground that these films are celebrating and elevating. People will have a hard time with the smashing of the simple dichotomy of good/evil, Jedi/Sith, dark/light. But as one (tall, gorgeous beast of a) conflicted villain says, “You’re still holding on. Let go.”
Post-TLJ. Their Force Bond is only getting stronger :)
We’ve seen Kylo visit Rey through their bond, but I had to draw one where Rey visits Kylo, silently revelling in each other’s comfort. A moment amidst all the chaos and war, they find solitude and peace with one another
Rian Johnson on Rey and Kylo’s “Force connection” in The Last Jedi
Excerpt from the LA Times:
The evolution of Rey’s relationship with Kylo Ren takes an intense and pivotal turn in “The Last Jedi.” We learn that Supreme Leader Snoke has linked them through the Force, as if he were connecting a call at a switchboard — an idea thematically mirrored in Poe’s “bad connection” scene with Hux earlier in the film. Where did that idea originate?
It was always through the demands of the story. With the Force connections between Rey and Kylo I thought, “OK, I need to get these two talking. But if I put them face to face they’re going to either fight, or one of them has to be tied up” —
Well, they could also make out …
They could also make out! I’m going to give you a spinoff movie …
Even if they make out, then they can’t be talking. So I knew I wanted them to talk, and to talk enough to where we could go from “I hate you,” to her being forced to actually engage with him. That’s where the idea of these “Force connections” came from, which is kind of a new thing. It’s a little bit of a riff on what happens with Vader and Luke at the end of “The Empire Strikes Back,” but it’s entirely new in some regards.
I’ve got a catchy name for Rey and Kylo’s sexy “Force connection” sessions for you: “ForceTime.”
[Laughs] I’ve heard “Force Skyping,” but that’s good! I’ve got to talk to Apple. There’s a real big co-branding opportunity here.
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Please explain the dramatic necessity of giving Kylo Ren a shirtless scene.
At the premiere I heard somebody in the balcony say, “Yesssss!” You can see Adam was training hardcore throughout the whole process. It’s fun but it also has a specific purpose, which is the increasing feeling of uncomfortable intimacy. That was sticking with the theme of trying to give Rey the hardest thing you could possibly give her, which would be unavoidable intimate conversation with this person that she wants to just hate. This was just one more way of upping that ante.
So … is this the first time Kylo has ever held hands with a girl?
I actually talked about that with Adam [Driver]. Adam was like, “So … have I actually kissed a girl before?” I would think maybe he has. Maybe after hours in the Jedi camp, there was a game of spin the bottle — “spin the lightsaber…”
Force bond is not new, Rian. JUST ADMIT THAT YOU READ FANFICTION, DUDE!
Snoke, Kylo, Rey and TLJ
*Spoilers abound* *Spoilers* *Spoilers* Major spoilers, turn back now if you have not seen this movie. *********************************************************************** The throne room, draped in red, guards virtually invisible against the violent backdrop. A tall, mishapen alien lounging on a throne with a golden robe. Say what you like about that gross child predator, he does have a flair…
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I think it was spur of the moment. He knew he wanted Rey but I don’t think he realized how much until she was there and he was being ordered to kill her. I also think he saw her as an opportunity for escape from Snoke.