Life in the Fast Lane

Los Angeles. City of the Lost Angels. Living my version of the American Dream and loving it. 28 years young. been on this cloud for 17 years and still have all my teeth 😁💨

[la-tweaker-blog]

#TweakerNation #BitchesWhoSmoke #HighAllDay #HighAllNight #Shit #Crystal #Meth #UpAllDay #UpAllNight

[walkingbomb]

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

[starrydanny]

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

[inl0vewiththec0co]

I need this when I’m twacked lol

[blamethatcrysshit]

Lmfao quite helpful reminders

[la-tweaker-blog]

#TweakerNation #TweakerGirl #SmokeSession #BitchesWhoSmoke #OnOne #Twaked #UpAllDay #UpAllNight

[twackedqueen-deactivated2016111]

Smoking etiquette

So I always provide the drugs in my circle of friends and so people always come over and smoke and whatever but I get so offended by some things so I decided to write some smoking etiquette rules.

1. If it’s not your shit make sure who ever provided the drugs gets the first hit.

2. Two hit from the pipe or bong then pass; don’t be greedy.

3. Don’t burn the shit!

4. If someone was nice enough to let you smoke from their piece while they weren’t present make sure you clean the bowl when you are done or don’t smoke the whole bowl.

5. Always Contribute to the smoke sessions. In some way shape or form.

6. If someone tells you they are low on shit stop asking for more.

7. Never take or ask for someone’s last bowl.

8. If you are visiting a friend and smoking say hi to your friend give them a hug catch up before asking for the piece.

9. Do not blow smoke in anyone’s face unless they asked you to.

10. If you don’t know who the pass the piece to and yell “Marco” and whoever says polo first gets the piece next.

11. Do not gloat about how you can get better quality, pricing, or quantity. If you are trying to say you wanna share this “better” deal that you can get then hook it up! But if you are just being a snob get the fuck out of here then. (Credit: @richboymob-blog )

[la-tweaker-blog]

Sooo true