we're all mad here~

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[lacremnoir]

Today is the 1st birthday of this little trouble maker. I don't even know what to say. I'm just extremely happy that I found him and was stubborn enough to buy him regardless of what everybody said. Yes it's stressful at times but he brings me and my family so much joy that I look past all of that. I love you so much Lucifer, you don't even know!

[zackisontumblr]

what the heck

[lacremnoir]

How is this #comfy? #puppy #dachshund #dachshundpuppy #dogsofinstagram #sleepypuppy #muchtired #doxie

[lacremnoir]

Why I never get shit done at work! #Lucifer #dachshund #puppy #dachshundpuppy #love #devil #socute #work

[lacremnoir]

5 more weeks and this #little guy is gonna move in with me. I'm already so in #love with him 😍Still looking for a name tho lol #puppy #dachshund #pet #mine

[thecapricornlife-blog]

Capricorn Facts And Insights… // The Capricorn Life

[1100milesapart]

Plane tickets should be like $20.

[did-you-know]

The busiest and widest highway in the world is in Ontario, Canada

Source

[renegade-lemon]

Is that the fucking 401

[officialqueer]

That is the fucking 401

[melancholytimes]

Of course it’s the fucking 401

[maddiebiscuits]

The god damn

motherfucking

401

You got somewhere to be?

Too bad you’re not getting there.

The 401 is where they weed out the weak. You don’t drive on the 401 to get somewhere. You do it for the challenge. You do it to test your abilities like some Uchiha clan shit. Rush hour 401 is the breaking point between heaven and earth. Are you going to descend into a Lovecraftian hell or reach Nirvana? You will double the size of your biceps death-gripping your steering wheel. There is no time for rest or pulling off over into an exit. Bodily functions shut down. Cars on the side of the road and crashes closing lanes are a constant reminder that you are driving the razor’s edge. Death is mere seconds away at any given moment. They’re always doing construction but nothing is ever finished. It’s a constant roadblock for the hell of it. This is the Dark Souls 2 of Canadian driving. git good or get out

And that’s just normal mode. Have fun in the six-month long Ontario winter and enter some top-tier level of highway driving.

EVO2015. EVO2018.

[boss-hoody]

I heard that babies are born on the 401, grow up on the 401, and take over for their parents as driver of the family car on the 401

[batter-sempai]

What the fuck.

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

I live right by the 401 i never knew it was so weird i just thought all highways were like that

[bushidocaps]

Toronto rep.

[thecapricornlife-blog]

Capricorn Facts And Insights… // The Capricorn Life

[halforcdruid-deactivated2018073]

im tired of things costing money

[rllygay]

[craved-deactivated20230908]

In the end, always laugh. And do not lose this strange habit of having faith in life.

Daniel C. L.  (via convertions)

[kushandwizdom]

You deserve to be loved consistently, not conditionally; with someone’s whole heart, not just the remaining pieces of it.

Keep Growing (via kushandwizdom)

[suspend]

Be with someone who makes your Mondays feel like Fridays.

(via suspend)

[hauteluxeshop1]

[aureat]