evil sam

girl….. lemme hop off and give the order to abandon the ships rq

[prouvvaire]

my three color coordinated nephews

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[kaylmao]

someone let a truffle hog into the club and it went straight for the dj

[cutecipher]

dj was a mushrooms 🤦‍♀️

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[bonesbeetle]

don';t ever explore your emotions through fiction this shit is scary

[urie]

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

[officialpenisenvy]

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

[4whomittolz]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beemovieerotica]

[lieut-john-irving]

Masterlist (so far)

Letters to Malcolm, (containing the parts omitted from Bell’s rather romanticised and edited publication — though only 12 in total found in archives so far):

John’s letter to Malcolm 16th May 1834

John’s letter to Malcolm 24th September 1834

John’s letter to Malcolm 8th December 1834/5

John’s letter to Malcolm 25th July 1836

John’s letter to Malcolm 29th September 1836

John’s letter to Malcolm 4th November 1836

John’s letter to Malcolm 17th January 1837

John’s letter to Malcolm 2nd March 1837

John’s letter to Malcolm 17th April 1837

John’s letter to Malcolm 3rd July 1843

John’s letter to Malcolm 4th August 1843

John’s letter to Malcolm 27th January 1844

Miscellaneous:

Belvidera Muster Book 1830-1833

John's Royal Naval College exam results

John’s time aboard "Favourite"

Chronometer receipt from HMS "Terror"

John and Kingston’s letters to Malcolm preview

Letter snippets from John’s family

Northwest Passage 'map' 1830-1832

Interior photos of 1 North Charlotte Street

Kingston's letters to Malcolm (about John):

Snippets from letters dated 23rd June 1834 and n.d. August 1834

Kingston’s letter to Malcolm 29th December 1834

Kingston’s letter to Malcolm 12th December 1836

Letter clippings dated 27th April 1838 (inc. mention of Fitzjames)

Kingston’s letter to Malcolm 9th March 1840

Malcolm’s letters to his father (whilst aboard HMS Belvidera):

Malcolm to Admiral Sir Pulteney Malcolm 1st December 1831

Malcolm to Admiral Sir Pulteney Malcolm 17th February 1832 (including photos of Malcolm)

Family:

Sister: Mary Irving (1811-1886)

Brother: Archibald Stirling Irving (1816-1851)

Brother: David Williamson Irving (1818/1819-1892)

[martindykewood]

im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day

[abyssaldisco]

them too ofc

[stqff]

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