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[thotsandpreyers]

[datasoong47]

[ladybugpowermakeup]

Link: "I'm not that smart."

Zelda *cracking her knuckles*: "Nobody talks about my friend like that and gets away with it, so square up, buddy!"

[ladybugpowermakeup]

Link and Zelda: *sleeping on the bed in the cottage on the Great Plateau, curled up with each other without a care in the world*

Ghost of Rhoam, watching from just outside the door: "I don't know how to feel about this..."

[ladybugpowermakeup]

I will live and die on the hill that once Link is no longer pressured to be the silent stoic swordsman, he is going to be a) the biggest dork, and b), the worlds biggest worry rambler when it comes to Zelda. Which, to be fair, she also is for him, so these two idiots (affectionate) deserve each other.

[ladybugpowermakeup]

So ready to be done with the Great Plateau section of the fic so I can finally stop trying to fit in references to "the old man" every other sentence.

[ladybugpowermakeup]

Getting back into writing Dangerous To Go Alone, and oh boy is it already a doozy. Definitely not giving Zelda my personal traumas, no... definitely not.

Also, if anyone is interested, the first chapter is up on AO3!

[stealingpotatoes]

how rogue one probably goes in the rebel padmé/ galaxy's messiest divorce au

(commission info // tip jar!)

[jabberding0]

Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist

[nepharim-tree]

[fallout-lou-begas]

wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

[batneko]

okay I'm thinking about this

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???

[lizardlicks]

Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters

Bro's fucked.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Daviddv1202

[dawen]

at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"

it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.

[luminouslumity]

[byjove]

I hate completely matching bridesmaid dresses. I’m sorry. I know that is rude but it gives me ‘these people are props in my life and not individuals I value and hope to share my world with’. It’s more overt when it is something ridiculous like the bride telling her friends to dye their hair a certain color or cover up any tattoos or medical conditions for the sake of conformity but the extremeeeeee matching outfits with no self-expression looks tacky and flavorless. I saw a photo of a wedding from the 70s where the bridesmaids were all allowed to pick the color and length of their dresses as long as they were pastel and had matching fascinators and I have to say, the bridal party looked better than 99% of the wedding photos I see today.

Then again, I’m a man and I’d want a costume party themed wedding if anyone ever wanted to marry me.

[byjove]

“You can’t be pregnant at my wedding because you’ll be siphoning attention away from me.” No one will care in a year. Doubt your marriage will last long enough for that baby to be speaking its first words. Lol.

[ladybugpowermakeup]

My sister and I both said "Bridesmaids, wear your nice black dress. Every woman has or needs a nice black dress. And I will provide the accessories in the color scheme for you as a thank you gift."

10/10, would absolutely recommend.

[myfairkatiecat]

My friends and I all took a “which Jane Austen love interest would you fall for?” and I was like ooh ooh I hope I get Mr. Knightley. But also if they have Henry Tilney on there he’s super underrated and I would get his humor better than Catherine anyway so I want him too. One of my friends said she wanted Mr. Darcy and I was like eh hard pass. Everyone looked at me like I committed sacrilege and I was like look! I love him! As a character! And I think he’s great for Elizabeth! I am really super happy that Elizabeth ended up with him. And also perfectly content to not be Elizabeth because he’s just not for me. And then we took the test and I got Mr. Darcy and one of my friends said “I forgot not liking him was a prerequisite for falling in love with him” and I threw my phone at her (spiritually, not physically, bc phones are expensive)

[dionysiaproductions]

[disgruntled-lifeform]

Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

[leiyahime]

"Indigo dyeing silk thread"

In case anyone wonders what the Japanese is saying

[torkmatic]

I just learned about this recently from a Viking reenactor! Indigo dye isn't blue until it oxidizes, so when you dye with indigo your cloth or thread doesn't come out of the water blue, it comes out and then reacts with the oxygen in the air and seems to spontaneously turn blue in front of your eyes. It's a really cool process to witness.

[thesadpuffin]

Zelda Reacts Part 14

ugh another set of armour that I just LOVE and I'm so happy I thought of an idea for it. this is all I wanted in the canon ending!! *screams at sky* okay I am calm...

Part 13: Ancient Armour <<<