practically an avenger

  intergalactic coffee mob boss, i moonlight as a functional human being  

[unholyhelbig]

Yeah, I’m gonna run this meme template into the ground.

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

please wait in line, i can only have one existential crisis at a time. thank you.

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

i need an adult.

and maybe a lawyer.

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

*screams for 30 seconds straight*

this has been a test of my emergency broadcasting system.

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

okay, i’ve had enough of today.

*climbs into dumpster*

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

had the sort of night best described in passive voice:

mistakes were made.

damage was caused.

a cab was called.

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

you say i can’t just run away from my problems. i say i can do anything if i believe in myself.

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

you say “making poor life choices” like it’s a bad thing…

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

look, when i said that this week couldn’t possibly get any weirder i didn’t mean that as a challenge…

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

ugh, this universe is broken.

can we get a new alternate one?

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

i hate when people start saying something with, “if you know what’s good for you…”

look at me.  i clearly don’t know what’s good for me.

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

okay the vents are actually pretty cozy.

i see the appeal here.

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

running away and joining the circus only seems like a good idea until you meet someone who actually did it.

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

all i want for xmas this year is like a hundred naps.

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

“it’s all totally under control”

— she said, unconvincingly

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

one of the problems with being a superhero is that you think you’re just going out to pick up a pizza and you end up with side quests.

[stompinggrounds100]

Well Friends It Appears I Have Mistakenly Locked Myself In The Basement Of An Abandoned Dave And Busters Yet Again

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

i honestly don’t even know which of you all to @ on this one.