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@ladyroseandthefoxgarden
I’m realizing I should probably make one of these. Also it seems fun!
Hi! My name is Rose, a pan, polyamorous, trans woman! I go by She/Her, They/Them and It/It’s!
Now the very proud owner and Mama of our darling @lunathelesbian !
We are into kink of many kinds ranging from bondage and pet play to knife and blood play, games and game development, art in many different formats and mediums, and witchcraft!
Please be respectful when interacting. I’m not interested in “debate”
We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑
Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."
it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based
joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.
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literally ok so not a funny story but kind of funny? when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom what’s this mean and she explained it and I was like oh. gross. and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ???? but I was like wait hang on there’s a word for that ☝️🤓 and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to you and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girl (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasn’t Urgent)
And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.
NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?
gotta include the bonus panel
callout post for "work"
"work" has done many terrible things such as
make my friend go there
make my wife go there
please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this
we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out
I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me
Me, who is only now hearing of the apparent WattPad migration and the deluge the Ao3 volunteer team are needing to put up with (that seems to be a lot of complaints about things that tie back to ao3 being fundamentally against censorship of any kind and newcomers being confused about that):
Thanks Ao3 Team, we appreciate you
fuck fack: fogses invented the nuclear bomb !
fuck fack:
Comic accurate Petra Parker + Daily Bugle:
Jonah: "PARKERRR!!! I need a photo of the Spider-Creep for tomorrow's front page! I'm thinking... SPIDER-MAN NOW SPIDER-MA'AM! WALL-CRAWLER PRETENDS TO BE A WOMAN AS A PUBLICITY STUNT FOR CRAZY ANTICS!"
Robbie: "Jonah... you can't just assume that's the case. It's unethical AND libel."
Jonah: "You know what IS unethical, Robertson?!? That circus act of an arachnid menace doing this to spite me!!!!"
Petra: "Here you go, JJ! Fresh off the old camera as of this morning."
Petra: "...You know Jonah, I've gotten pretty close-up pictures of the web-head these last few weeks, and from experience I can almost CERTAINLY tell you her transition is the real deal."
Robbie: "...told you, man."
Jonah: "Urrrrgghhhhh, SCRATCH WHAT I SAID!! Change the headline: SPIDER-WOMAN STILL THE SAME SPIDER-MENACE! Now get out of here, my office is not a recreational lounge!"
Petra: "...you still haven't paid me for the pictures."
Jonah: "What? ...oh. FINE Parker, you drive a hard-bargain! Talk to my secretary for your check, tell her to give you a bonus on my part so you can buy some HRT or whatever it is you kids use these days. If there's one thing J. Jonah Jameson does well, it's treating his employees with dignity and respect!!"
Jonah: "...What are you still doing here, Parker!? LEAVEEEE!!!!"
Burger is a kind of medicine to an American
Ya know what I should kidnap a princess it's been awhile since I've done something fun for myself
Okay so it's been a few months since I kidnapped the princess and uh. No one has come to try to rescue her yet. Like at all. I sent a spy to the kingdom and they just don't care. Like they know she's gone and they're not bothering. She's been crying for a few days straight now. Idk what I'm supposed to do here.
An update on the princess. She kinda broke and was very... hollow for a bit there. It took some time to get her interested in learning magic but she eventually came around to it. I'm trying to goad her into reaping bloody vengeance on the family that abandoned her but she's just been really focused on her studies. Maybe once she's more capable, she is still a beginner after all.
It's been a couple of months and the princess' progess on her magical studies is absolutely *stellar* I swear this kid is a generational prodigy she's already bent a Cambion to her will and is casting higher level necromancy and evocation spells. She's such a good apprentice. Is this what it's like to be a proud dad? I'm buying her a gift. Teenage girls enjoy tomes full of dark rituals and such, yeah?
i’m having cutecest with the cutesest girl ever !!!
@ladyroseandthefoxgarden
*slaps girl like a car* this baby’s just BEGGING to be forcibly stripped of its personhood
Transfemme Spidey where she transitions in costume first, debuting as "Your friendly neighborhood Spiderwoman". It's NYC so this is mostly received either positively or without much notice. New Yorker don't really give a damn who they gotta fight if it's a fight.
Jonah remains oddly silent on the issue.
Parker, however, eventually works up the need to transition in her civvy life and comes out at work as Emily. The Bugle crew are happy and supportive, but she gets called into Jameson's office.
"Parker."
"Sir?”
"This is because of her, isn't it?"
"'Her'?"
"The Spider! This transition thing you're doing, it's because of her, isn't it? I know you're close; this is her doing, isn't it?”
"Well, sir, I–”
"Whatever. I'm... Grateful to her."
"... Sir?"
"Parker, you've been a miserable worm since I met you. I've seen you smile more this week than in the past five years put together. So... Tell her I appreciate that she gave you the courage."
Emily's eyes water. "Yes, sir."
"But if you tell anyone else, you're fired! Now get out there and get me better photos! Out!"
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.
including the weird weird trannies
is your blog a safe space for freaks, deviants, cringe failgirls, transfems you find personally annoying, transfems who are Loud and Opinionated, is it safe for all of us ?
