I got a few requests asking for more uber hcs. So here I ammmm!!! Hope you guys enjoy🩷
Uber sibling headcanons
I wrote something like this over here
Irrespective of him being older or younger, he will be protective. I feel like he would be more protective of you if you were his older brother/ sister. Idk why
Will force you to spot for him 💀
He would flex the fact that he went out on a run and did his workout while you were asleep.
Would also call you a wuss for eating a late sweet brunch while he tries not to spit out his glass of raw eggs
Gets jealous that you can eat whatever you want, after all, he is on a strict diet.
But he will never admit it.
He is the type of person who would barge into your house/ room for no reason, complain about your food and flex his muscles in front of your mirror. Also, starts beating you with a pillow again, for no reason.
He would also eat all your eggs. Whenever he comes over, you know that you gotta order 3 dozen eggs
Would a hundred per cent call himself the hotter sibling
I can see him start frowning and making an "ughh face" whenever you mention a date or your lover.
Unless the dude is a gym bro, ofc.
He gets embarrassed whenever you mention his baby pictures or put childhood pictures around the house. It's like your one weapon against him.
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Thank your reading! 2 Uber posts in one day, ya'll!! let's goooo!!
part 1
Author's note: This contains some bullying and bad parenting, a pinch of fluff, and insecurity
Ego off the roof, but also very insecure, idk how to explain it.
He is not the best sportsman; he thinks that he is better than everyone and every sportsman ever. He thinks that he can beat anyone, even if he has never played their sport.
Thinks that volleyball players and swimmers are "sissy"
I think the only sportspeople who would gain just a little respect would be boxers, sumo wrestlers and martial artists.
But he still goes, "Eh, it's okay, nothing too impressive🙄"
I have mentioned that he used to be a chubby kid from a wealthy family.
But he used to be made fun of by other kids and sometimes his dad, who called him bigger than others.
His dad would make a few comments/ jokes about his weight to his wealthy friends.
Obviously, Uber is jacked now and will never bring up this part of his childhood.
Once the team had a fun banter in the locker room about their physical progress, and this is how it went:
Mangler: I am thinking of improving my routine..Captain, do you have suggestions?
Von Eye: Yeah, Uber is like natural tuff. I bet he has always been like this
Uber:...ya of course! I am just so strong and unbeatable!..
I can picture Uber going to the gym and helping a new mid size/ chubby guy at the gym.
He knows how much starting weight training and weight loss can be difficult and can make you feel down when you fail to make progress.
When the guy would ask about Uber's routine. Uber would make sure to change up the routine and workout according to the guy's body, health and capacity.
But this is something he would never tell his teammates. (Thor would probably cry)
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This was very random, and the minute I got this idea, I started typing it down. I hope you like this! I tried not to make it too sorrowful just in case, because this is still a kids' show
