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We're just going to pretend I know what I'm doing.

[goth-queen]

[and-fishing-equipment]

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]

[sourdough-seal]

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[orbitalmirror]

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

[loveridden1999]

starting a collection

[beggars-opera]

Everyone in this family is hilarious no notes

[athanza]

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

[daysleftofsecondterm]

You didn't ask to be censored, but I don't want anyone else getting hurt or disadvantaged by this dumb, dumb argument that is STILL happening. Either way, you know who you are and you are COMPLETELY RIGHT.

[goldkirk]

oh geez that was my author’s note.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23990548/chapters/110407824#chapter_21_endnotes

https://www.tumblr.com/goldkirk/732890778259554304

[daysleftofsecondterm]

YALL THE EX-CULTIST IS IN THE AUDIENCE, LOOK ALIVE

[folk-punk]

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

please google what an artichoke is

[louisegluckpdf]

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

[louisegluckpdf]

rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

[theyilinglaozus]

Incorrect Untamed memes [10/?]

[jihadibarbie]

genuinely me

[hucklerabbot-and-rock]

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

[sankta-wraith]

the original? on my dash?

[absolutely-esme]

Apollo: you’re the one who unleashed your little freak of a trouble maker on my Greek tragedy! You don’t get to blame me for this.

[we-should-go-crazy-together]

The father

The son

The holy spirit

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[herbaklava]

SEX MONEY DRUGS CHAINS ON MY CHEST THAT VINTAGE CELINE DIAMOND GRILLS CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES SWAGGER I BLEED I WANT SEX MONEY BITCHES AND THE STICKIEST WEEEED