I am the goddess of thunder and sass

I am Lady Thor, goddess of thunder. I am currently in hiding. I may be sassier than other selves, and I advise you not to take anything I say seriously. I'd love to answer any of your inquires or just talk.

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

hey guys

I'm not feeling this muse anymore.

i may be back, i may not

For those who like me you can rp with my other account that im constantly on.

http://starkcitybitch.tumblr.com/

[youcannot-tamethis-assbutt]

What is this sanity you speak of?

[full-time-avenger-deactivated20]

weeehehehehehehe

[percy-gold-deactivated20121105]

“Hello my darling. Just who might you be?”

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

“Why i am lady Thor, Goddess and heir to the throne of Asgard. And yourself?”

[percy-gold-deactivated20121105]

“Lady Thor?…

[percy-gold-deactivated20121105]

“Because you are a woman, he wanted a son” she realised her speech was sounding more and more angry but she just couldn’t help it.

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

"He was more than pleased to have me as a heir. But i shall say we are not on the best of terms as of this current moment."

[percy-gold-deactivated20121105]

ladythorgoddessofthunder started following you

“Hello my darling. Just who might you be?”

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

“Why i am lady Thor, Goddess and heir to the throne of Asgard. And yourself?”

[percy-gold-deactivated20121105]

“Lady Thor? That’s impossible. I’m Alison… no fancy titles”

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

“Tis’nt impossible, I am living proof!” She smiled, “Nice to meet you Alison.”

[percy-gold-deactivated20121105]

“I can see that my darling, but how can the Allfather be ok with this? Trust me, you wouldn’t think that if you knew anything about me.”

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

She furrowed her brow, "I'm confused, why would the Allfather not be okay with having an heir?" 

[percy-gold-deactivated20121105]

ladythorgoddessofthunder started following you

“Hello my darling. Just who might you be?”

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

“Why i am lady Thor, Goddess and heir to the throne of Asgard. And yourself?”

[percy-gold-deactivated20121105]

“Lady Thor? That’s impossible. I’m Alison… no fancy titles”

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

"Tis'nt impossible, I am living proof!" She smiled, "Nice to meet you Alison."

[percy-gold-deactivated20121105]

ladythorgoddessofthunder started following you

“Hello my darling. Just who might you be?”

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

"Why i am lady Thor, Goddess and heir to the throne of Asgard. And yourself?"

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

I have learned the Midgardian dance called the dougie.

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

I want to know. I don't know why, I just do.

"You are very inquisitive, aren't you." She gave him a wink, not answering it.

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

Yes, but what is your hammer in female form?

"I suppose i haven't thought about it before. And may i ask, Mr Stark, why your are so interested in my 'hammer'"

[masticqueen]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic

[shireconspire]

Whoever made that top picture quote is an idiot.

[akatproductio]

What. The. Fever Fudge……

[lordspock]

[sorelatable]

[petapeta]

[gondoors]

jUST WHAT I NEEDED. 

[behindthestripes-deactivated201]

ooc: OH YES. A CLEAVER!

[cryinghanzoshimada-deactivated2]

THE DOMESTIC MEME

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

Give me one of my ships any ship, crack or otherwise and I will answer the following questions about my personal head canon:

who is the big spoon/little spoon what is their favorite non-sexual activity who uses all the hot water in the morning what they order from take out what is the most trivial thing they fight over who does most of the cleaning who leaves their stuff around who remembers to buy the milk who remembers anniversaries

[agentsokka]

It’s not his strong point.

[hyperionyellows]

Constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking I’m the best thing on the fucking planet.

[miss-azura-deactivated20170724]

Well, there you have it.

[unzan]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

I FUCKING CLOSED THIS SHIT AFTER IT STARTED FUCKING DOING WEIRD SHIT FUCK THIS

[holoscout]

SCREAMS

[specndust]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[farareusis]

OKAY SO I’M HOME ALONE AND I THINK I’M GOING TO START CRYING HOLY FRICK  

[miss-azura-deactivated20170724]

I want to try this even though I’m dreadfully scared of these things. BUT I’M WILLING TO PRACTICE FOR VIN aaaaaaaaah

EDIT: Ahahahaha OH WOW. I’m glad I spoiled myself. XD Nice try. 

[onironwings-blog]

((SHOULD I DO THIS? FUCKFUCKFUVKFUCKFUCK CURIOUSITY I REALLY SHOULDN’T, IM TRYING TO GET OVER MY PARANOIA.. GODDAMN TEMPTATION))

[ladythorgoddessofthunder-blog]

SHIT GUYS.

I WENT.

IT SAID "THERE IS A MORTAL IN THIS CHATROOM"

IT WAS USING MY DAMN KEYBOARD

IM SCARED AS SHIT