Hecate's Hemlock Grove

Chill vibes, music, quotes, supernaturally good memes, witchy business, and late night feels

[dysphoricfem-deactivated2020011]

I really cannot overstate how horny I am for snipers and sharpshooters

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

I’m not asexual but I have enough ace friends to believe that posts like that one where an alleged ace is complaining about having to see couples and their children in public is offensive (bc children would represent that sex had happened at some point???) were made by ill-intentioned people to ridicule a group of people that, just like any other lgbt+ group, just want to exist in peace.

Never have I met an asexual that demanded me to stop with the sex jokes or to stop drawing smut art. I did have a sex-repulsed ace that used to follow me and was kind enough to let me know they still liked me but were unfollowing bc my sex jokes made them uncomfortable. They never shamed me or anything, just gave me a polite heads-up. Some of the best smut fic writers I know are ace. Some of the best people I know are ace. I have ace friends I would legit die for.

So before you reblog posts like that one for the lols “haha look at those crazy asexuals amirite? Do they wanna censor the world or what lol?”, think that this is a tactic to divide our community. Think that someone somewhere is deeply hurt by this kind of joke when they’re already being constantly asked if they’re “broken” or if there’s “something wrong” with them. Think that this kind of joke mocks people that sometimes deal constantly with the threat of corrective rape passed as a joke.

It’s really not that hard to not be an awful person. Please.

[liquidstar]

im a proud owner of an iq of 5 (and a half!)

[cigarettesforcats]

not for long!

[liquidstar]

please its all i have 

[candydragonguts]

Due to personal reasons I’ll be

[miamaroo]

Going into therapy like

[thequantumqueer]

just found out the us doesnt have a word for my favorite weather. the rest of the world calls it sleet, but here sleet is hail’s shitty baby brother the ice pellet and we have to just call it “a mixture of snow and rain” because even “wintry mix” is already taken by a blend of snow, ice pellets, and supercooled “freezing rain”

this is the worst

[outofcontexterikamoen]

should clown cock be called clock

Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.

[chonce]

i’m screaming did any of yall have to do silent sustained reading in middle school? i remember NOTHING ever being as funny as when you weren’t allowed to talk or laugh like ur friend from across the class would do something entirely benign like look over and lift a finger n you’d be sittin there like

[pornstarch]

why do cats run through the house like they forgot to pull their dinner rolls out of the oven

[princesstigerbelle]

Simple zest for life

[sophiaslittleblog]

[princesstigerbelle]

WIPE OUT

[princesstigerbelle]

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

[princesstigerbelle]

I love how at the end the cat is just like… what in the ever loving FLIP just happened???!!!!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE U”

[botanyshitposts]

i hate to interrupt you in studying for tests but. on the subject of fungal plant pathogens. according to wikipedia the sexual form of botrytis cinerea is called botryotinia fuckeliana and i can't not share that perfect little nugget of information

named after dr. fuckel, who i am assuming is also a sexual organism

[botanyshitposts]

[thatsbelievable]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Living with a cat is like having a roommate assigned to you in college, but living with a dog is like living with your best friend who is openly gay for you and sometimes licks your face.

[a-xeo-blog]

R E B L O G   IF  ______________

I can randomly pop in your dms 

I can go to your ask and ask random af questions 

I can vent to you 

I can potentially help you (i.e, Self Harm/Suicidal Tendencies, Personal issue at school, and weight loss.) 

I can Send you cute songs to help you smile 

I can Send funny ass memes to make you smile 

I can be your friend through the hard times and even forever 

[lunar-resonance]

things I’ve said that my students have found funny:

You’re not allowed to die in this classroom

If you yeet any of the lab equipment across the room, you will be yeeted to the principal’s office

[on how old I am]: I lost count after a few thousand years

whenever they do an online lab: this is better than fortnite isn’t it

[to a student, upon realizing they completed their practice problems all wrong]: that’s a rip in the chat

If it wasn’t for strong force holding your atoms together your matter would disintegrate away like when Thanos snapped his fingers

In the event that the sun does blow up, the good thing is light takes seven minutes to travel from the sun so you wouldn’t see the explosion coming to incinerate you

[to two students who love to get under each other’s skin]: this is your lane (I traced a circle around their desk) and that is yours (as I traced a circle around their desk) stay in them

You’d probably turn into spaghetti if you went into a black hole but it wouldn’t the edible kind

[when checking in on groups] is everything gucci

[a student asks me if I could look something up on my computer when I’m taking attendance]: I don’t know what the internet is

[potogifs-blog]

[fruitgushers]

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

[witchy-things-in-my-mind-deacti]

Yes or no tarot

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