xoxo;

Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Lakeview's residents. You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

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Oooh, a party. That's the perfect cause for some drama.

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Chloe and Reese kissed at Mia's bonfire after he and Auden had a huge fight in the backyard.

Now this is what I call gossip, kids. It’s quite a scandal- here I thought Reese’s balls were tied. Guess not! Hm, this will be an interesting one to see him talk his way out of- I should make some popcorn.

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Heard the new girl is a slut. Already trying to hook up.

Tsk tsk Savannah- don’t you know that’s no way to make a good impression?

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You're all dryer than the Sahara- where's the dirt? All you've given me is appetizers- now I want the real stuff.

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Vanessa is going to Brent's house. I sense a romance in the making.

I sense a no. Sorry Brent, but it’s more likely I’d date Tom Cruise than you and Vanessa getting together.

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christian fucked firecrotch

McPerfect? More like McPain. How’s Trevor? That’s like a slap to the face.

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Vanessa is homeless, karma's a bitch.

Poor little West. Hasn’t anyone offered her a place to stay? I’d tell her to come live with me, but mansions like mine are fit for queens, not street rats.

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I think that Reese and Avery should just fuck so we can all be happy

Now that is something I would pay to see.

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Shawn had a date with Lindsay today

Lindsay gives you the time of day and you ditch little Cori, Shawn? That just shows how faithful you are. I wonder if our resident daredevil has any idea, and how this will all turn out in the end.

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Reese's wandering eye.

Is non-existent. Sorry honey, but it seems Reese is set with Auden- though I don’t know why. I’ve been saving myself for him, but it seems I’ve lost my chance.

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for someone who's supposed to be real cute and pure, thisbe sure is thirsty

I feel like that’s a line in a rap song- about Lakeview’s dirtiest. Thisbe, honey, Benny-boy’s going to kick their asses when he finds out just how you like to get a drink.

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Dave and Mia have no chemistry. At least there was some there with Dave and Kira.

I’ve been waiting for someone to point this out, because honestly, Dave and Mia are more like siblings than lovers. And with them dating- that’s incest. But while Kira and Dave had chemistry, she’s better off with Dustin- at least he keeps his opinions about her being a slut to himself.

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The gossip's a bit dry, Lakeview- aren't there any scandalous relationships you want to spill on? I'll even do opinions, but I'm not begging on my knees.

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there's a ghost in my house help me

I don't know how I can help you rid your house of a ghost- have you tried reenacting Poltergeist?

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did u hear that emily nash loves ian olson('s mom's green bean casserole)

As far as I knew, the two were just friends- Though Ian wants more, a little bird told me. But if Emily wants to stick with the story of loving her best friend’s mother’s casserole, I’m all for it. Just don’t break the little babies heart, Emily.

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Let’s hear some gossip, Lakeviewers- There was a bonfire last night, should’ve stirred up some drama.