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Tell me smart child, how do I read Faust within a day without dying inside

Dear other smart child who probably could have asked me personally,

Get a comfy chair, sit yourself down. Turn off your phone or throw it into a river or whatever. Then just read. It might take you about three hours if you’re a fast reader.

Alternatively get on a bus/in a car. The first time I read Faust I was on a bus. Good luck.

lalego420

@Stare

I swear to lord savior Jesus if you asked her this I’m going to give up on you completely.

(-Tiny)

Consider: a Roomba meant for cleaning walls and dust off shelves and walls, it is very small and can crawl up the walls and furniture anytime like a little spider.

(- Tiny)

#stabby the roomba #roomba dog #smol bean

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I'm doing a social experiment

~ stare

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an intellectual

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confusion endures

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I'm doing a social experiment

~ stare

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an intellectual

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confusion endures

lalego420

I'm doing a social experiment

~ stare

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an intellectual

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I'm doing a social experiment

~ stare

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I'm doing a social experiment

~ stare

#cursed #thot #intrusive thot

Educational

~stare

#meme #hoe aesthetic #hot #aesthetics #fashion #drawing #art #art class #thot

Repeating one school year is a human equivalent of facing a video game boss too early and loosing, then getting pissed about it and proceeding to gain more and more objects and XP by defeating smaller bosses, then returning to the original boss that pissed you off in the first place.

(~Tiny)

#oof

dichterfuerstin

what if it's one of Goethe's books?

Go for it

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https://lalego420.tumblr.com/post/189209388951/drawing-into-books-because-why-would-i-not-stare

drawing into books because why would I not ~stare

it's not one of his books actually but I'm glad you support

drawing into books because why would I not

~stare

#drawing #draw #books #dont be mad #art #this book sucks anyway

My son

As a proud parent I feel obligated to show you the wonderful experiences I’ve shared with my son so far

There he is, all young. He is soon ready to welcome his friends into this world. Apparently, they’re supposed to be white, but I hope he’ll turn out to be pink in secret. In this household, we support

Being different.

AND DO YOU SEE WHAT MY SON DID THIS MORNING OM MY GOD I COULDA DROPPED MU CROISSANT RIGHT NOW AND HE SMELLS HMMM MMMMMMMMMMM SOOOO NICE HE SMELLS LIKE HEAVEN AND LIKE A REAL BAD BOY AND LIKE HEAVEN LOOK AT MY CUTE MOTHERFUCKER YEEEESSSSS

YesssSSSSSSSSS yes I’m I’m gonna cryyyyyyyyy

(~Tiny)