Maybe Explosives?

Lalna, at your service. Otherwise known as Livid Coffee, yadda yadda. Scientist, builder, occasionally known as a mad man. Honestly, I think there's others who are much worse, but I can hardly stop them from talking, can I?

[ghostthane]

I think summer college classes have officially made me lose it.

I can’t stop giggling over his chin.

[lalna-thescientist]

You know I thought I wanted to hang out with people today.

Now i'm not entirely sure.

[lalna-thescientist]

The best idea is to stay up late to do a bunch of work.

And then keep staying up and do more work till the next day.

Just never sleep ever, sleep is dumb.

[whedonversegifs]

[madnerdwithoutabox-deactivated2]

*ugly crying*

[ghostthane]

Experimental and strange coloring style goooooooo

can you tell I have no idea what i’m doing

[lalna-thescientist]

Do you think the flux will spread over and 'corrupt' the rest of Kim's body; or will it be stable? Do plan on studying the effects after you get firmly settled in your new location?

*He’d shrug, shaking his head with his palms up*

Honestly? No idea. And i’m not exactly the person to ask about glowing purple things.

The person I’d suggest isn’t really all that great to ask either though, to be fair. At least he wouldn’t let me ask any questions

[lalna-thescientist]

youre a smart man please help i need words that rhyme with toast

Let me give you a hint: Google is your best friend.

That being said, roast, ghost, coast, boast, post, host, and most jump to mind.

[heroxephos]

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No. It’s an awful thing to argue about. In terms of who’s the hermit, because as far as I’m concerned that’s a bad thing. Which you say you are? Yeah, that’s what’s going on, I think. And what do you mean? The mental scarring is the best part of it.

[lalna-thescientist]

You think? …Guess it doesn’t matter much anyway though, not like I have guests lining up at the door to spend time, eh?

That’s quite a ways to go for mental scarring. I mean, there’s so many other things you can do that don’t involve running around buck naked. Though I guess there is something to be said for the effect that would have. How about I change my advice to, try not to do that anywhere near a video camera.

[heroxephos]

That can be changed.

On the list of things that can mentally scar people, I’d say flailing about with your dick swinging is the best way to go. And it’s even better with a camera. Just, y’know. Waking up one morning to find that a video of you running in the nude is on the front page of YouTube with the same number of views as, uh. What’s it called? Dagenham’s Vile? That’s definitely the name of it.

[lalna-thescientist]

Can it? Should it?

Quite possibly. I mean, no one's physically harmed, there's only so much trouble you can get in as opposed to doing anything else, and it means fame or infamy. Think of the crazy hoards of 'fans' you'd get doing that though, some of them would be pretty scary...

[lalna-thescientist]

So it has begun.

[heroxephos]

You could have told me we were racing. I’d have brought the right equipment if that were the case.

[lalna-thescientist]

Nah, I just wanted...

[heroxephos]

heroxephos started following you

[heroxephos]

No. It's an awful thing to argue about. In terms of who's the hermit, because as far as I'm concerned that's a bad thing. Which you say you are? Yeah, that's what's going on, I think. And what do you mean? The mental scarring is the best part of it.

[lalna-thescientist]

You think? ...Guess it doesn't matter much anyway though, not like I have guests lining up at the door to spend time, eh?

That's quite a ways to go for mental scarring. I mean, there's so many other things you can do that don't involve running around buck naked. Though I guess there is something to be said for the effect that would have. How about I change my advice to, try not to do that anywhere near a video camera.

[lalna-thescientist]

[lalna-thescientist]

So it has begun.

[heroxephos]

You could have told me we were racing. I’d have brought the right equipment if that were the case.

[lalna-thescientist]

Nah, I just wanted to be dramatic.

I mean uh, Never! Then you would have had a chance of…

[heroxephos]

heroxephos started following you

[heroxephos]

Occasionally, in your case, is very rarely. And to think - this whole time, you had me fully convinced you were a hermit. Guess you were just in your developing stage then! Poor little Lalna the hermit. Lalna the hermit crab. Strolling along the beach in nothing but his empty shell. And tech shmech! It's not the technology that lets you win, it's the cheating. But if you want to call it a 'winners draw' rather than racing each other stark naked, stripped of all tech, then that's fine by me.

[lalna-thescientist]

I am a hermit! ...wait is this a good thing to be arguing for? Whatever, hermit's are cool. I can get a lot done. Usually. Well the shell isn't empty if i'm in it, now is it?

...Yeah, let's not run around stark naked. Unless you're into that kind of thing, I mean. You can do what you like with your free time, by all means. Though try not to mentally scar the children?

[lalna-thescientist]

So it has begun.

[heroxephos]

You could have told me we were racing. I’d have brought the right equipment if that were the case.

[lalna-thescientist]

Nah, I just wanted to be dramatic.

I mean uh, Never! Then you would have had a chance of...

[heroxephos]

heroxephos started following you

Very rarely. If it's a draw then I haven't had the pleasure of winning. Assuming I'd even win. But still, I won't accept a 'draw'- and anyway, it's not about winning or losing - kinda is, I'm lying - it's about the heart of the game and also winnning.

[lalna-thescientist]

I wouldn't say 'very' rarely. Just occasionally. Think of it as me turning over a new leaf. And by that I mean getting tired of everyone else's antics and becoming a hermit. That sounds like a fun idea. And it's not drama!

Yeah well i'm keeping myself from the pleasure of winning as well, so it's fair. All this talk about races is starting to tire me out anyways. We all know it's the tech that would determine who would win anyhow. Maybe we can say we would both win and everyone else would lose? That way we're both winners.

[lalna-thescientist]

heroxephos started following you

So it has begun.

[heroxephos]

You could have told me we were racing. I’d have brought the right equipment if that were the case.

[lalna-thescientist]

Nah, I just wanted to be dramatic.

I mean uh, Never! Then you would have had a chance of beating me.

[heroxephos]

Good ol’ Lalna, always bringing drama to the table- and as if! I could beat you any day of the week, prepared or not. Preferably with me prepared and with you strapped to a table.

[lalna-thescientist]

Well, I try to stick to the good kind of drama. Like the action movie stuff. Usually. Sometimes.

Now that's just not fair. I mean, I wasn't exactly fair either but that's realllly not fair. Fine, how about we just call it a draw and leave it at that? 

[lalna-thescientist]

heroxephos started following you

So it has begun.

[heroxephos]

You could have told me we were racing. I’d have brought the right equipment if that were the case.

[lalna-thescientist]

Nah, I just wanted to be dramatic.

I mean uh, Never! Then you would have had a chance of beating me.

[lalna-thescientist]

heroxephos started following you

So it has begun.

[lalna-thescientist]

I figured out how to make the strange tumblrbot thing ask multiple questions. That was easy.

I've only seen three, by the way. Which is sad, because I heard there was one about dinosaurs and robots and it's not one of them so far.

[lalna-thescientist]

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

I can go anywhere I want? The real question is where /haven’t/ I already been on my planet?