honestly, i'm not honest.

My hair is probably lighter than your conscience.

[lalondepsyche]

(@lilliesandrifles)

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] -- 

TT: Hey.

TT: We need to talk. 

[lalondepsyche]

-OOC-

I'm gonna reset all of my posts - drop all of my ongoing threads, on both Feferi and Rose. They're all kinda outdated! So, if you wanna get a thread going with me, just ask!! uvu

[piistolkind]

tipsyGnostalgic [TG] is online!

[piistolkind]

TG: ayayYAYAYAY

TG: propdu of u rosie

TG: ur finally ascending to almsot the same levl of radness taht im occupyiong

TG: *ocoup[yiyng

[lalondepsyche]

TT: I'm a little scared to amount to this great level of radness. The sheer thought of it makes me weak at the knees.

TT: Radness-level aside, shall we let the movie-watching commence? I'm ready to drag myself over if necessary. 

[piistolkind]

tipsyGnostalgic [TG] is online!

[piistolkind]

TG: oMG

TG: U SAID HELLA

TG: MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE 

[lalondepsyche]

TT: Good.

TT: Ah, the day has barely begun, and I'm already making such wonderful accomplishments.

TT: Lovely. 

[lalondepsyche]

tentacleTherapist [TT] has changed their mood to [extremely surprised]!

[appleshadesmcgee]

TG: i think if it were for blackmail you would have released it earlier?

TG: i mean everyone knows i like johns dick

TG: thats not really news lalonde

TG: you on the other hand i mean

TG: your lesbian tendencies seem fairly new to be honest

TG: wonder what made you want the v hmm?

[lalondepsyche]

TT: Yes, believe me, I'm fully aware of that.

TT: It's just rather interesting to collect a bounty of information on such a captivating subject such as yourself. 

TT: I believe what caused myself to *acknowledge* that my interests had already started to lean more towards the 'v' was probably Jade in particular.

TT: I mean, I'm a little worried to say anything else, considering she's looking over my shoulder at the moment. 

[piistolkind]

tipsyGnostalgic [TG] is online!

[piistolkind]

TG: HELL YEA HELL YEA

TG: 4 rlly rls tho rosie r u hella pumped bc its been 4evs since we had some 1 n 1 sis time 

TG: u feel

[lalondepsyche]

TT: Yes.

TT: One could even go as far as to say that I was...

TT: 'Hella pumped', as you put it. I'm as pumped as hella gets.

[lalondepsyche]

Lesbians. (@lilliesandrifles)

A certain tuxedo-clad Rose Lalonde is perched on a chair near the photo booth, waiting rather impatiently. Dances aren't her most prized activity to go through with, especially on such a 'romantic' holiday - in all truth she's probably just being selfish. It's a habit she's picked up uncomfortably well when to came to Jade, making anniversaries and holidays times that she'd rather experience with her and only her.

Nevermind that, though - at the moment she actually spots her date in a light green pantsuit congruent to her own lavender one. A grin breaks out on her face slightly and she gets up, heading over to meet her halfway. "I take it you got held up with your botany homework?"

[piistolkind]

tipsyGnostalgic [TG] is online!

TG: ok rn some1 needs 2 come ovr and watch fuckin insidious w me

TG: im not doin this shit alone i amdadntly refuse 2 do so

[lalondepsyche]

TT: A movie that vaguely reflects something particularly interesting to me, hmm?

TT: And, I'm expecting, alcohol. Lovely.

TT: I'll be over in a few moments, if that's alright with you.

[lalondepsyche]

tentacleTherapist [TT] has changed their mood to [extremely surprised]!

[appleshadesmcgee]

TG: nope didnt hear a thing

TG: other than the eternal humming of cosmic background noise

TG: maybe i do want to know what the stains are…ever think of that?

TG: hmmmmmmmm?

TG: also i sent you and your girlfriend a care package of chocolate dicks

TG: happy valentines day

[lalondepsyche]

TT: ...

TT: It might be necessary for you to re-think your gifting choices for a pair of lesbians.

TT: Nevertheless, I'm not surprised. 

TT: In fact I'm just adding this new revelation to the list in my notebook that is made up of every dick joke you've ever made. I'm complying each and every detail of your obsession with men's genitalia.

TT: Is it for blackmail, or my own person curiosity?

TT: No one will ever know. 

[lalondepsyche]

Rose: Relax ===> (Open Post)

[meddling-fashionista-blog]

Her attention shifted to the girl, looking up from her drink. “I suppose it is.” She said with a sheepish grin. “Though it isn’t surprising since it has been raining intensly through the past few days.” she commented, crossing her legs in preparation to start a conversation. 

She slid off her coat, hoping to get more comfortable. Her tea came to her lips yet again, waiting for her response

[lalondepsyche]

"Yes, that certainly would be the case. I'm actually not very surprised, considering the fact that spring's first breath can be a bit temperamental. You know, what with the flurries of snow transferring into rain and then back again." Her tone is a bit stiffer than normal - strangers are never really her thing, but she'll be able to deal.  

[lalondepsyche]

tentacleTherapist [TT] has changed their mood to [extremely surprised]!

[appleshadesmcgee]

TG: should i even ask what stains

TG: like really what stains

TG: what were you doing

TG: where were you at

TG: were you frick fracking while you were snick snacking?

TG: you totally did the do

TG: it seems that you definitely have the booty

[lalondepsyche]

TT: I do hope you can hear me sighing from across campus.

TT: Well, over the sound of your enormously inflated ego based on your own appreciation of your own 'wit', that is. 

TT: You may want to get that checked out.

TT: But no, I doubt you'd want to know. 

[piistolkind]

tipsyGnostalgic [TG] is online!

TG: i have been jammin out 2 daft punk 4 like 3 hrs 

TG: this is either bcomin a problem or one of the possible BEST times i hve evr had

TG: guess wat gets SIGNFIANCTLAY less borign when ur listening 2 robots n junk

TG: spoiler alert its chores hella hella the dorm is clean 

[lalondepsyche]

TT: I suppose that's one of the most wonderful achievements you could make, then.

TT: However unimpressive it seem to someone such as myself, I applaud you for bringing upon yourself at least a small amount of entertainment for you to indulge upon.

[lalondepsyche]

Rose: Relax ===> (Open Post)

[meddling-fashionista-blog]

Kanaya scurried in the pouring rain to the nearest building. Her black umbrella hovered over her, shielding from most of the rain. But her shoes were against the wet pavement and probably ruined. She opened the cafe door and collapsed her umbrella, shaking the moisture from it before going indoors. 

Her shoes sloshed as she walked, a perfectly good pair of beige flats ruined. The girl sighed and walked up to counter, ordering a cup of tea in an exhausted tone. She opened up her wallet and paid the fee.$2.25. Exact change. She received her drink and sat herself at a round table adjacent to one another girl was sitting at. 

She set her tea on the table, peeling off her shoes with a sigh. Her olive skinned toes pointed to the floor, not wanting to touch the dirty floor with her bare feet. She set her umbrella beside her, it resting upon her chair. She turned to the girl who had her nose in a book. Kanaya, who adored reading, tried to take a peak at the cover, not wanting to bother her. Damn it, She couldn’t see. Without looking ridiculous of course. She flattened out her cream colored dress, which was more of a sweater than anything. With it, she wore black tights. 

Her hand came up to meet her cup, letting the warmth soak in for a few moments before bringing it to her lips,

[lalondepsyche]

Meticulously black-painted nails tapped lightly against the corner of her lips as she slowly turned the page with the thumb of her opposite hand, opting to do the hold-the-book-with-one-hand-till-your-wrist-cramps technique. At the sound of the cheerful bells being muffled by the wind and rain immediately seeping into the cafe', Rose bothered to shoot a glance upwards and eye the well-dressed girl who had entered. Really, she wasn't one for being directly sociable to newcomers that quickly, but she supposed it couldn't hurt - after all, did she catch a curious glance in her direction?

"It's coming down awfully hard out there, isn't it?" Clearing her throat, she kept her eyes on the pages, although she wasn't really reading anymore. She reached a hand up to brush away a few stray strands of hair before leaning forwards to take a sip of her drink. 

[lalondepsyche]

tentacleTherapist [TT] has changed their mood to [extremely surprised]!

[appleshadesmcgee]

TG: you know she would stay pissed at you for the least amount of time though right?

TG: you have the best chance of actually staging something like that without sustaining bodily injury

TG: then again she might not want to kill you depending on what outfit shes wearing

TG: shes a feisty huntress but she also likes her clothes and blood is hard to wash out

TG: i know that one from experience

[lalondepsyche]

TT: That's true. 

TT: I do tend to bask in her obvious infatuation with me, not that it matters.

TT: Yes, I think I do recall a certain incident in which I was stuck doing her laundry for a few days because she was throwing the utmost fit about not being able to get the stains out of her clothing. 

[lalondepsyche]

tentacleTherapist [TT] has changed their mood to [extremely surprised]!

[appleshadesmcgee]

TG: we should probably throw a party and see if that wakes her up

TG: like gradually increase the noise level until she gets up

TG: you know shed be pissed though

TG: probably more irritated than the time she got roboslapped 

[lalondepsyche]

TT: Yes, well, I do appreciate the idea.

TT: But considering the fact that I'm the one who would have to deal with her anger, most likely, I'm afraid that I can't support it 100%.

TT: The idea is lovely, though.

[lalondepsyche]

tentacleTherapist [TT] has changed their mood to [extremely surprised]!

[sleepygnostic]

GG: i woke up didnt i??

GG: gosh!! i also stayed up for like 20 hours. >:(

[lalondepsyche]

TT: If I do recall correctly, that was completely and utterly your fault. 

TT: You know you could have gone to sleep much sooner than that.

[lalondepsyche]

Rose: Relax ===> (Open Post)

However misleading that title may be, finishing off her bookstore shift around nine and closing up shop isn't the most exciting thing in the world, nor is it the most 'relaxing'. Hopefully a steamer or maybe a coffee (of course, that'd just keep her up for the next few hours) at the cafe' afterwards would solve that. 

Pulling her long coat tighter around herself, Rose made her way along the sidewalk. The string of shops that the bookstore was located on wasn't terribly far from the cafe', and she managed to make it there before the dread-filled clouds that had been hanging over top for quite some time now actually began to rain. She ordered a steamer with caramel, deciding that would be sufficient to ease her through the next chapter in the gripping novel she'd brought with her, and went to sit down in the front next to one of the windows. It wasn't her usual placement - usually Rose would make herself comfortable in the array of couches near the back, mooching off the warmth of the heater, but the rain pattering against the window was both a poetic signal that spring was hopefully on it's way (though she could never tell - one day it'd be gorgeous, the next it would be a blizzard again) and in all honesty it was rather enjoyable to both listen to and watch.