Welcome to my mind of mystery and wonder

I am lambert and I like to voice act and draw and other stuff-that’s about it. I take requests and I really like questions. 17-18 brah I forgor to put this here-

[lambertthelamb]

I am ok-ye..I think-

ok sorry for the 2 horrific vent posts I made I was very fucking overwhelmed and indecisive about something and I still am but it’s a little less now- I’ll be posting more stupid shit again soon-

[hickoryhorned-devil]

Can I use your picture for art painting modeling ? I have would make such an amazing mural out of it. You will totally get paid for it as well as a bonus also get

ok

[lambertthelamb]

what.

[lambertthelamb]

I am so indecisive and tired dude. I’m sorry I’m sorry and I don’t know what to do.

[lambertthelamb]

have I?

my dad is telling me I’ve gone soft. That everything I had with him is gone-and that his kids have more responsibility than a 18 year old- they have their own debit cards-they can go wherever they want by themselves-they buy things and can control their habits of impulse buying. And what do I have?..nothing. A car that’s being fixed too late he says. A card that I am not allowed to use because of my impulse buying. A room I’m probably going to be stuck in for way longer than an 18 year old should. I have failed. Failed at being responsible. Failed at trying to look for a better job- and failed at becoming a productive adult. I am so disappointed in myself. And I feel like I have failed literally everyone I ever knew.

[lambertthelamb]

thingle berg

hello my husband. I made you a bed do you like him and his hello kitty cushion and plushie

[lambertthelamb]

OHHHHHUUGH SHES SO FAT AND FED FUUUCHHKK

yes my little 9ft tall kioko…eat your burgar…you need it…wonderful lady ouughhhh

[lambertthelamb]

I think I’m gonna fucking explode

My dad wakes me up and tells me if I clean the whole house when he gets back he will have smth for me I AM SCARED ON WHAT IT IS BUT HE SAYS IT WILL BE GOOD OMFG IMMA CLEAN LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER RAGAGHDBWMCMWKKZJWN

[lambertthelamb]

Let me rant IMMEDIATELY

I like how they look and how they act. How they smile and text me everyday cuz why the hell not-they love calling me and telling jokes and I love that-really good at voice acting and probably one of the best ones I’ve ever met so far-I like how they laugh and how they play along or get references-how we both love the same shit and everything! Our love for deltarune and other shit as well as lore and watching info dump vids about some stupid shit-I love the way they draw and how complex their characters are-I love how they match my freak EXACTLY. I love how they LOOK. Dear gooooddd they are so fuckin gahfnkakfnakxna GUHHH-

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

[lambertthelamb]

ok you heathens come get your damn slop.

[lambertthelamb]

@explosivewires

COUGHS-I forgot to tag you- uhhh. Here ya go!

[lambertthelamb]

the eepers

[lambertthelamb]

ouuughhhhhhh

I’m gonna b so srs here- my job is so unregulated holy shit I think I’m gonna explode-

my schedule is fucked-cuz the guy keeps forgetting me-

he put me to work on my graduation day- chat do I quit or smth-?

[lambertthelamb]

Posture check-

[lambertthelamb]

H.. H... Hai!......

*Blushing*

good morrow. I shall waveth thine back and STARE at you for an uncomfortable amount of time because I have a horrible staring problem. Then I will proceed to give you a pat on your head. Gooday!

[lambertthelamb]

tuck him in and give him [FREEDOM MOTIF] lemonade :)

I love him.

[lambertthelamb]

do you guys do this to ur spangle tong-

sometimes I get really bored. And then I randomly pick him up and bite his nose- or like shove my face on em-idk why it’s an odd impulse-

[lambertthelamb]

they fight a lot

I have a very old bendy plush (the ones that looked good-so the 2016 ones.) I feel like they hate eachother cuz I put bendy on display-(don’t wanna mess him up-he looks brand new) and I sleep with spam-. So I feel like there would be a very heated rivalry over attention or smth.

[lambertthelamb]

I have a problem am I an idiot-

I want to at least get the spamton version of the “TENNA after hours” thing-but I have to work 2 morrow-like a lot- hmmmmmmm do I fuck over my sleep schedule even more???? Or shall I sleep soundly like a child on his birthday…hmmmm