Is Wei Ying

Help me

[lan-zhans-world]

Lan Zhan: I love you

Wei Ying: ...

Lan Zhan: ...

Wei Ying: like, in a friend way?

[lan-zhans-world]

Lan Xichen- either my brother has moved on or Wuxian has risen from the dead and only one option is possible

[lan-zhans-world]

Xichen seeing Lan Zhan dragging Mo Xuanyu into cloud reccess like

Xichen-wow I'm so happy that Wangji can finally move on and live a happ-This is Wei Wuxian again isn't it

[lan-zhans-world]

Lan Zhan- I never said I was straight, you all just saw me and ran with that

[lan-zhans-world]

Wuxian- I feel fine

Lan Zhan- YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

Wuxian- I've been stabbed before

Lan Zhan- YOU DONT BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED WEI YING!!

[lan-zhans-world]

Wei Wuxian- I can't believe you finished that book so quickly!

Wen Ning- Yeah! I was hungry

[the-untamed-but-wrong]

madam yu: that's it, you're in time out. get on top of the fridge.

jiang cheng, climbing the fridge: this house is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE

[lan-zhans-world]

Graphic design is my passion

[lan-zhans-world]

Lan Zhan: I don't need to come out, if you still think I'm straight then that's on you

[lan-zhans-world]

Imagine being a background character in Mo Dao Zu Shi, but you're not up to date on anything you just know Wei Wuxian = bad

And one day someone walks up to you and is like, "you know Wei Wuxian?"

Like yeah of course you do, he is a bad person, killed many people

"Well he has been reincarnated, exposed Jin Guangyao for doing a bunch of shit, married Lan Wangji, and the have a son together"

You'd just be like 👁️👄👁️

[lan-zhans-world]

WY: I would need to be paid at least $40 to make out with Lan Wangji! Or maybe like $20, $5 is pushing it a little bit bu-

JC: literally no one asked, I'm about to cry, please stop

[lan-zhans-world]

When Wei Wuxian tried peanuts for the first time in Mo Xuanyu's body and he was like, 'they were so much better 16 years ago', like, what if Mo Xuanyu was just allergic?, like Wuxian logs in, eats peanuts, logs out