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Lana Condor

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whattaboothit·:

It’s been forever since the last time I used chopsticks. Seems I don’t eat very much sushi, even if I do love it. Turns out I’m not very handy with them. My hands are completely splintered. I’m thinking these chopstick manufactures need to make them children safe. Who’s with me?

By splintered do you mean like pieces of wood in your hands? If you do, they make plastic and plastic dipped chopsticks so they don’t hurt. Usually people who use ramen often enough own them, I may be one of those people. 

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irwindrummerboy·:

can elon musk get on to making a ‘freeze time machine’ already?? . he is the willy wonka of technology after all— minus the unpaid workers part. 

Can I ask why you would freeze time? But like I would also love any of the inventions from the wonka movie.

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bellakhairx·:

How is it that every time someone says the words ‘just come out for one drink, it’ll be fun’ it ends like one of the hangover movies, minus the tiger and the lost tooth? If anyone is looking for me, I’ll be nursing the worst hangover, am thankful for any cure that I haven’t tried yet and if someone could explain any of the various bruises on my body, please do tell

I feel like if someone can convince me enough to actually get me to go out, they deserve to see me drink because it’s not an easy task. For me, it’s always pedialyte, and if it’s hot you can freeze them into ice pops. Whenever you look at your bruises just remember you had a good time, even if you can’t remember it.

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jbiiebers·:

you remember that photo that surfaced on the in internet that looks like me eating a burrito a horrible way? it’s not me, by the way. i to this day still have people approaching me, asking me how stoned i was when i took that photo. no matter how often i try to clear my name, i will always been known as that guy who doesn’t know how to eat a burrito.

I’ll have to admit I haven’t seen the photo. I don’t know what I was doing but I have seen the video of the people who faked the photo and I honestly loved it. But my question is, have you tried eating a burrito that way since?

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nicpltz·:

It can be kind of hard but sometimes the “perfect thing” just appears and that’s always the ideal situation. I don’t think that you’ll have any trouble making friends, from what I can tell you seem like a cool person.

I feel like if it doesn’t hit me in the face, I wouldn’t realize what the perfect thing is and completely miss it. You’re so kind, you should tell my brother that I seem like a cool person because he doesn’t believe me.

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brendonisims·:

i know so. i mean, i could try. but you’ll have to have some input too.

See you sound so confident so I’ll have to believe you. Input? I mean I guess so. But only if your decision sounds totally wrong.

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adelehg·:

Back in New York and if I keep eating the pizza, marinara sauce is going to seep out me pores. The pizza and pasta here is so fucking good. On a side note, my kid is drivin me insane with going to the zoo.

I want to say that New York has the best food. If you ever think of an item, NY has the best tasting version. I think I ate my weight in pizza and ramen last time I was in NY. Can you tell them that it’s too cold for the animals and they went on a vacation until it’s warm?

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joejoncs·:

Has anyone actually checked out the music video for ‘Cool’ yet? Was fucking sick to shoot it in Miami because it was like a vacation with the family. One of the upsides to working with your brothers is that everything is like a free family vacation. The downside? They’re both experts at annying me. If you’re reading this - Nick, Kevin, I love you. Sometimes. Most of the time. Always.

So I’ll have to admit I haven’t seen it yet because I’ve been busy but I’ve seen stills and it looks fucking fantastic. I know it’s something I’ll need to see soon. Does it feel like a constant triple date then? That’s so cute, I don’t my brother would say that, just that he hates me.

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mcggiiies·:

And they STILL turned you down? Oh honey, you really DO need new friends! We’ll definitely get some.

I really didn’t think it was a big deal but now you’re making me think again. Fuck them, right?

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lcuistcmlinscn·:

That’s me, darlin’, I’m just like that. Just crave the fast food whenever I’m at work and your mates sound terrible. How could they let you down like that? Although I gotta admit that I always order some fast food after work. Like, I snuggle up with me dog and live the single life. It’s wonderful.

I think because I’m at work is why I’m craving it. I know I can’t have it at the moment so clearly I need it immediately. I’m sorry, did you go into my head at some point because that sounds like me on a daily basis. What’s better than eating with your dog next to you?

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tcylcrswift·:

Okay you deserve better than that. I want to send you a post mates, call up post mates and pretend to be them and be really rude so they get a lifetime ban. I’m all for revenge.

Oh my gosh, I don’t know if I can do that. I think I can be angry at them but not so much to get them banned. Maybe I don’t have the balls you do. 

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brendonisims·:

you most definitely do, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life kid.

If you say so, I’ll completely believe you. Can you just make all my decisions for me from now on?

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nicpltz·:

Those are my favorite kind of gifts to give! Girl, you just dumped all your friends and went in search of new ones, that’s a whole new level of confidence and you’ve already got it!

Right? Though, those are the hardest to get because I always second guess myself. I never thought about that but I guess maybe that works? Actually, I think it works if people actually become friends with me. 

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awgzkrth·:

                              — When I get that angry, I usually just hide and remain silent. If I don’t, I will freaking explode, and it will be lethal to whoever is in range of my wrath. Why not tomorrow night? I have a date I am heading on tonight, so I would not mind soaking up a date-hangover with some In-n-Out. 

So it literally sounds like we’re two peas in a pod. A DATE?? Oh my god, I hope it goes well for you. Seeing as I’m drinking as well tonight, I think tomorrow sounds perfect for me.

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nicpltz·:

It should be! I think that surprising people with what makes them happy is one of the best things a person can do. You’re not wrong, everyone could use a little Nicola in their life, I won’t argue with that!

Right? Whenever I get people gifts I always try to get something they wouldn’t expect but still love so that they’ll be surprised, it’s such a joy. Wow, I wish I could be as confident as you, you freaking rock.

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zaynism·:

i don’t at all but i can seem threatening if i want. yeah, without a doubt. i think we need to get you new friends, you need a handful of male friends that will crave to cravings? ah, that’s sweet. you’re welcome.

I kinda want to see that but not at the same time. Like, I’d to see you threaten someone but not in a threatening situation. Are you going to find these friends for me? Because if you are, I’m up for it.