Kinda winging everything

24 / The Netherlands / Gay

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[lanadelcuntflap]

Kieran Brookes, also known as my husband

[yeahjor]

Hey everyone. I recently received a positive test result after showing symptoms. I’m home quarantined and sick. This comes after the COVID layoffs hit home on 8/7. I’m doing my best to utilize resources and am being diligent in my job searching, but the weekly benefit amount from Unemployment is only $250/wk and that covers nothing but one month’s rent.

I’m hoping to be able to find some help just getting toiletries and some food. A local grocery store is offering free delivery for orders over $50 currently. I’m just hoping to reach that minimum so I can get the basics. I live alone, I’m single, and I have no relationship with my family. I really don’t know what else to do.

Any little bit would help

Cash app: $ninjor87

Venmo: jgmiller1201

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Whoever designed the 😳🥺🤪 emojis put their whole pussy into it.

[lanadelcuntflap]

why do you guys keep making me read shit like this

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Whoever designed the 😳🥺🤪 emojis put their whole pussy into it.

[bear-z]

[real-thick]

[ beefy gifs ]

[wow-images]

Ion vs WoW final confrontation (Via)

(kingleoric)

[lanadelcuntflap]

This is ruining any and all feeling of character progression this game had left and i’m ready to toss the whole fucking game by now. Beta for Azeroth was a fucking dumpster fire grind and Shadowlands is gonna be worse. 600 battlegrounds to get a full set of PvP gear? My fucking ass dude. I’ve loved this game for 15 years and now i’m actually over it.

[catchymemes]

[jagermortis-deactivated20200817]

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

[eilti]

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

[eilti]

Re-reblogging for the pure joy of it

[lanadelcuntflap]

I’m in love with both of these men

[camil0]

Tell me which 5 TV shows that make you feel better, then tag 10 other blogs.

I was tagged by @smartypunk, so ty!💜

in no particular order...

She-ra and the princesses of power

Aggretsuko

Tuca and Bertie

Derry Girls

Naruto (before shippuden)

I'm tagging: @mexicancherry, @femmelucifer, @zoja, @aandromedan, @stupiterjupiter, @unapologetically-scattered, @rebelwithoutacare, @brought2rot, @amstterdam, @coquitobby

if they want to do it too :)

[unapologetically-scattered]

ATLA

Tuca & Bertie

The Boondocks

Chappelle Show

Steven Universe(Steven Universe Future included lol)

I’m tagging

@blkpolyweedbrohunting4goddesses @mendullaoblongata @flicker-of-neverland @the-lazy-old-fox @andrewdundundun @badhanddealt @pearlmarley @cyberellakisseda @mommamayhem @beautifullyximperfect 😊😎🤘🏾thanks for tagging me @azucarm0rena !

[badhanddealt]

Black Clover

Ben 10 (OG and its sequals, not the remake)

Adventure Time

Shark Tank

24 Hours to Hell and Back (or whatever Ramsay’s in)

I’m tagging: @starbornpheo , @jb-ap-94 , @dusty127 , @homoprince , @elputodiablo , @ctrl-alt-dell , @xmagnet-o , @boyfeelings , @niggafromtheboro , @positive-vibes-bi

Remember, y’all don’t have to do it if you don’t want to, it’s all love here!!!❤️❤️❤️

Thank you, @unapologetically-scattered for tagging me!!🥰🥰🥰

[dnhdusty]

The Golden Girls

Will & Grace

The Nanny

Boy Meets World

Schitts Creek

I’ve been tagged by @badhanddealt

I’m tagging @lanadelcuntflap @coalescent-space @captainacecub @nobody-cares-club @lord-king-saint

[lanadelcuntflap]

Fuck i’m so late to this im so sorry but

Euphoria

Queer Eye

Brooklyn 99

American Horror Story

Big Mouth

[lvnevada]

[lesbiansgoal]

[pfffnours]

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[lanadelcuntflap]

Fuck kanye tbh

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[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[roarykooper]

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”

[lanadelcuntflap]

It’s so funny to put these things in perspective. I live in the Netherlands, but i’m also only 5 hours away from Paris and 6 hrs away from London...

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