rat bastard

please hmu if you have taste

[landaraine]

I miss ya are u there

hope ur doing fine

miss you too bestie whoever you are

[landaraine]

Hans Landa is just an alcoholic/bastard strawberry when you think about it...

definitely an alcoholic but why a strawberry. are you calling him a fruit

[landaraine]

Hey man I love your blog, but I can't help and think that landaraine is a divorced couple that happened to meet again in France and get back together like-

They just have this vibes of

"oh no my fucking ex-husband is here :| gotta deal whit the build up sexual tension now :/ also kinda missed u btw you bitch"

Plus I think it would be funny if they met before the cinema premier at some point...maybe had a one night stand 7 years before or something sjsbskjs

lmao i love when people look at two characters having an argument and immediately go "yep those two are a divorced couple" honestly surprised no one wrote this 10 years ago

[landaraine]

Thank god I got in to my inglorious basterds phase again ( I always do once a year ) and found this account bless raine

a tradition i can get behind

[landaraine]

literally sobbing over this song which doubles as a litmus test

[landaraine]

inglourious basterds 🤝 fight club

brad pitt hijacking a cinema

[landaraine]

ur blog gives me serotonin bless u for existing 💕

[landaraine]

no rat (derogatory) only rat (affectionate)

[landaraine]

friendly reminder that the name aldo raine is an anagram of "anal or die"

[landaraine]

i greatly enjoy your picture header thing. its my favorite scene in the movie :)

thank you! it's aldo's gayest scene how could i not love it

[landaraine]

chanel boots are there because Hans is a short ass mf and needs to appear taller

facts anon and also because girlboss

[ratty9boy]

If you're still doing the character headcanon thing how about Aldo? 👀

Oh I sure am! That's a real good suggestion btw

1.

So...I think he's really into giving random gestures of affection, like expecially in public, he's the type of guy to just randomly give his special one a hug or kiss them, for no reason other than he felt like doing it.

2.

He's not good whit words so the majority of his showing love consists in gestures, because he isn't quite sure about how to express his feelings in the best way.

3.

I'am just going to say...that this dumbass is quite the definition of top when it comes to bedroom stuff.

[landaraine]

the chanel boots????

[landaraine]

[landaraine]

i just realized aldo had what might have been one of the greatest opportunities in history to make an updog joke

[landaraine]

a moment of silence for aldo raine, born too soon to tell his austrian boyfriend about bofa

[landaraine]

i just realized aldo had what might have been one of the greatest opportunities in history to make an updog joke

[landaraine]

ur so cool i hope u know that