Your Favorite Nightmare

Landon. 28. Personal Trainer

[perfectgosling]

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

when your baby sister talks to you about sex... I have never been so uncomfortable

[ashley-tisdalex]

My job has kept me way too busy.

But, that just means I’m making so much more money for me.

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

And I still havent gone to see you yet...

[felicitypeterson-blog]

  "You could’ve just shouted up, I’m not deaf! Gees, I get what people meant by technology killing face to face communication. But anyway, you had me at pancakes. I’ll be down in a sec."

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

Landon shook his head at his phone and threw the towel over his shoulder, stirring up the batter, putting his phone down. "why would I waste my breath on yelling?" he asked when she finally came down the stairs.

[madyknowsmusic]

Anybody want to go dress shopping for me?

[madyknowsmusic]

  I’m glad that we’ve established that. I’ll meet you on that fancy strip of stores downtown then.

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

I will see you there missy 

[madyknowsmusic]

Anybody want to go dress shopping for me?

[madyknowsmusic]

  Landon…I will seriously kick your ass if you try to put me in anything resembling it. It’s bad enough I have to go the stupid party.

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

I wouldnt dream of it..

[felicitypeterson-blog]

  "So, how are you doing this fine day?"

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

I am wonderful, thank you for asking Miss Porter. I am making pancakes in the kitchen if you want to come downstairs and have some. 

[felicitypeterson-blog]

  "It’s noted so you don’t forget about it."

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

yes ma'am 

[madameisabelsierra-deactivated2]

@Landon

[madameisabelsierra-deactivated2]

  I am not even sure my house is being the safe… are you knowing where the Colombian consulate is? Maybe we could be talking outside there…

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

sounds good, I will be there as soon as I can.. 

[madyknowsmusic]

Anybody want to go dress shopping for me?

[madyknowsmusic]

  I need it for tomorrow night so I guess tomorrow morning. Please don’t suggest anything red, white, or blue.

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

so no american flag dresses... are you sure? I think they look just.... stellar

[madameisabelsierra-deactivated2]

@Landon

Could…. we be doing the… talking. I am needing someone to talk to right now, who is going to listen and not judge me.

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

of course, my doors always open. Come on by if you dont want to put this all out on the web.. Or do you want me to come over? 

[felicitypeterson-blog]

"Life Hack: never eat peanuts before drinking tea. Note that down."

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

Noted.. Now why is it noted?

[retroglamor]

[madyknowsmusic]

Anybody want to go dress shopping for me?

[madyknowsmusic]

  I’m not a baby. I’m just being honest. Can’t handle a little honesty? No touching unless necessary. I don’t do well with touching. Did she break up with you because you picked out the wrong color pants to go with a shirt?

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

Strictly business it is.. When would you like to go?

[madyknowsmusic]

Anybody want to go dress shopping for me?

[madyknowsmusic]

  Then I won’t get out of the car. You can go buy the dress. If I don’t like it, I’ll just make you return it and buy another one. I’m not looking for pity. I was stating a fucking fact. My legs hurt like a motherfucker!

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

Youre such a baby, I will carry you piggy back if I have to, while I would say I have good taste, I helped my ex girlfriend out a lot with that stuff, I am not down to start shopping for women again. 

[madyknowsmusic]

Anybody want to go dress shopping for me?

[madyknowsmusic]

  Yeah…I meant to say a big fuck you for that. My legs still hurt every time I walk and even more when I wear heels. Alright, as long as you don’t make me do mountain climbers there. That way I won’t have to strangle you or anything.

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

Maddy, you know I cant promise you anything... and you know I will not pity you for feeling sore... its my job to leave you sore.

[madyknowsmusic]

Anybody want to go dress shopping for me?

[madyknowsmusic]

  That’s an excellent choice. You know my body. Go find clothes that will fit it. I’ll pay you for the pain and suffering.

[landonfuckingphillips-blog]

Well we need to show off those legs, you have been working them like crazy.. We will find something perfect.