laniikay

my name is lana welcome to the fucking creamiest

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[weedjoke420-deactivated20140603]

british person: wot is ur fauvourouriute coulourur? x me: chill

[ghouliebee-deactivated20210426]

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

[fruitsoftheweb]

[icp6-deactivated20160731]

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

[under-the-arch]

[under-the-arch]

[laniikayofficial]

8

[moranginhos]

mood: bedridden victorian child

[moranginhos]

papah …… am i going to die ?

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

[thejunesky]

will grándmama be there? in the light??

[thestateonmtv]

Me

[cursedcatimages]

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

It’s Not Fair that gay porn has more spice n’ passion than lesbian porn

[ororomunroedontpullout]

It’s also so clearly for heterosexual men like I’ve literally seen them slap the clit. Like slap it like it was stealing money out your purse. That’s not sexy! That’s just weird and violent.

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

all lesbian porn is is stupidly long acrylics and high heels in bed :(

[lunaeregia]

lesbian porn has no business sucking the way it does. these girls out here punching each other’s coochies and tryna tell me that’s a geniune orgasm.

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

literally chompin on each other’s clits like

 and being like ‘YEAH! YEAH? YOU LIKE THAT ? YEAAAAHH?’

[lunaeregia]

“You want this PUSSAY doncha HUH??”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

[lunaeregia]

lesbian porn actress: passionate love scene? no problem

lesbian porn actress:

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

porn director: now play with her tits

porn actress:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

I’m SCREAMINGGGG

[moonisneveralone]

Porn director: okay now come please Porn actress:

[xxfragile-heartxx]

OMG IM CRYING 😂😂😂

[hamburgeroisie]

Why…

[xxxanimeweedlordxxx-deactivated]

A much shorter movie

[roselalonde]

in other news, my flag is being held up by sticky hands ive punched into the ceiling

[cyberdramon]

That’s cool and all but what the FUCK is that thing

[hydrogen-by-moon-deactivated201]

[suspend]

‘I understand’ doesn’t mean that it’s okay or it doesn’t hurt.

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[calmwouldallow]

I AM HOLLERING

[toastbutteregg]

initially it’ll be funny but i guarantee u will all end up in tears missing the good times and thinking wow that was so crazy i love u all

[almanemes]