God's fingers and gestures are a bit busy atm

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[katakaluptastrophy]

The problem with re-reading NTN while I'm also working my way through the Anne of Green Gables books with my kids is that I keep mentally reading Nona in my Anne voice.

Oh, Marilla, it's terribly sad to not even have a mother to be punched out of an airlock

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

Gideon, G1deon, Nona

you're going to make me attack one of them????

mean. but ok.

Aro: G1deon. i just think he's neat. i'm discovering that "aro" is kind the highest "i just think they're neat" honor i can bestow. makes the wake situation that much weirder and more interesting.

Crack: Nona. because i cannot attack him are you insane??

Attack: Gideon again. unfortunately. can she feel pain as kiriona gaia? it could be as kiriona gaia.

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

wake, john, crux

look man you've really got me by the balls here but

Aro: Wake. mainly by process of elimination but idk could be fun.

Crack: John. creating your ideal of a perfect woman heavily based on the "perfect woman" girlchildren are meant to idolize all by yourself gongeous?

Attack: Crux. oof ouch my bones.

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

aro/crack/attack ianthe coronabeth gideon

Aro: Coronabeth. could genuinely add a fascinating dimension to her character and relationships considering how desperate for attention, validation, and (according to nona) tenderness corona is. that line about how "i think you want [camilla] to look at you the way she looks at me" is so sweet and sad it actually makes me really like an aro reading of corona's character. i want an 8k character study on my desk by 9 AM tomorrow.

Crack: Ianthe. he'd be a hot tboy we all know this.

Attack: Gideon. she suffers pretty.

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

ok. colum, sarpedon, and the angel

oh god

Aro: The Angel. love a woman who's happy with her students and her dog and her possibly-sinister, possibly-world-saving job.

Crack: Colum. honestly it might fix her.

Attack: Sarpedon. ACAB.

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

Aro/crack/attack for John, Mercymorn and Augustine

Aro: Mercymorn. because i think it would add an interesting dimension to a lot of her relationships if she's completely uninterested in that type of love/validation

Crack: Augustine. mainly by process of elimination and also i think she could have a very entertaining crisis about it.

Attack: John. acid jail :)

[telumendils]

hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

[bookwyrminspiration]

starting a new fuck/marry/kill called aro/crack/attack where you take three characters and decide who you're making aromantic, whose egg you're cracking, and who you're doing grievous bodily harm

[sallyisdrawing]

Ninth Saint

[diosapate]

sparkle on it’s mercystine monday don’t forget to fuck someone you hate

[finderheart]

I can't believe it took me this long to post these I finished this like nine months ago

An idea I had for Blood of Eden propaganda/recruitment posters featuring some of our favorite guys - combo of digital-print cyberpunk graphic design style with oldschool Saturday Morning Post covers like you'd see Leyendecker paintings on

I was gonna post these ahead of tabling at a small con and selling prints of them but ended up not tabling because turns out grad school is hard

maybe next year... figured tumblr would like though

[gideonisms]

I think ianthe is a lesbian but she would fuck augustine if he asked and they'd both have a bad time. she's also definitely fucked babs at least once and they also had a bad time

[gideonisms]

the arm thing was the best sex she's ever had in her life and that's why she's like that about harrow

[gideonisms]

What she has done with coronabeth SHE doesn't qualify as sex but anyone else would this is my truth

[deathviaroses]

here’s to camilla hect, another one of devotion’s casualties.

[maezanilla]

Griddlehark modern au shenanigans ✨ I was so obsessed with this drawing from Andy that I just had to make fanart of it…!!!

[fonserel]

Pray to the Saint of Awe!

Commission for @cemetegee. Commission information here <3

[ilynpilled]

i like when fiction treats love as a more complicated force and not something that is inherently pure or redemptive. portray it as flawed and complex as any other human impulse. give me love as prejudice, love as possessive stasis, love as addiction, love as blindness, etc.

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice