God's fingers and gestures are a bit busy atm

i'd knock before going into the parlor. | welcome to my tlt posting • call me Ro • any pronouns • over 18 • ‼️spoilers not tagged‼️ • main blog @linecoveredinjellyfish • read my fanfiction @samaelssewntongue on ao3

[inkmothnexus]

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

[inkmothnexus]

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

[chromaticabrasions]

they hate me for my patented long sword pap smear technique. i just wanna look around in there man

[chromaticabrasions]

my girlfriend won’t let me longsword pap smear her 😔

[chromaticabrasions]

LET ME SMEAR YOUR PAP 🗡️

[chromaticabrasions]

while you were studying the blade i was studying the pap smear blade

[eldritch-vibe]

youre scaring me....

[chromaticabrasions]

come closer 🙂🗡️

[katakaluptastrophy]

The problem with re-reading NTN while I'm also working my way through the Anne of Green Gables books with my kids is that I keep mentally reading Nona in my Anne voice.

Oh, Marilla, it's terribly sad to not even have a mother to be punched out of an airlock

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

Gideon, G1deon, Nona

you're going to make me attack one of them????

mean. but ok.

Aro: G1deon. i just think he's neat. i'm discovering that "aro" is kind the highest "i just think they're neat" honor i can bestow. makes the wake situation that much weirder and more interesting.

Crack: Nona. because i cannot attack him are you insane??

Attack: Gideon again. unfortunately. can she feel pain as kiriona gaia? it could be as kiriona gaia.

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

wake, john, crux

look man you've really got me by the balls here but

Aro: Wake. mainly by process of elimination but idk could be fun.

Crack: John. creating your ideal of a perfect woman heavily based on the "perfect woman" girlchildren are meant to idolize all by yourself gongeous?

Attack: Crux. oof ouch my bones.

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

aro/crack/attack ianthe coronabeth gideon

Aro: Coronabeth. could genuinely add a fascinating dimension to her character and relationships considering how desperate for attention, validation, and (according to nona) tenderness corona is. that line about how "i think you want [camilla] to look at you the way she looks at me" is so sweet and sad it actually makes me really like an aro reading of corona's character. i want an 8k character study on my desk by 9 AM tomorrow.

Crack: Ianthe. he'd be a hot tboy we all know this.

Attack: Gideon. she suffers pretty.

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

ok. colum, sarpedon, and the angel

oh god

Aro: The Angel. love a woman who's happy with her students and her dog and her possibly-sinister, possibly-world-saving job.

Crack: Colum. honestly it might fix her.

Attack: Sarpedon. ACAB.

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

Aro/crack/attack for John, Mercymorn and Augustine

Aro: Mercymorn. because i think it would add an interesting dimension to a lot of her relationships if she's completely uninterested in that type of love/validation

Crack: Augustine. mainly by process of elimination and also i think she could have a very entertaining crisis about it.

Attack: John. acid jail :)

[telumendils]

hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

[bookwyrminspiration]

starting a new fuck/marry/kill called aro/crack/attack where you take three characters and decide who you're making aromantic, whose egg you're cracking, and who you're doing grievous bodily harm

[sallyisdrawing]

Ninth Saint

[diosapate]

sparkle on it’s mercystine monday don’t forget to fuck someone you hate

[finderheart]

I can't believe it took me this long to post these I finished this like nine months ago

An idea I had for Blood of Eden propaganda/recruitment posters featuring some of our favorite guys - combo of digital-print cyberpunk graphic design style with oldschool Saturday Morning Post covers like you'd see Leyendecker paintings on

I was gonna post these ahead of tabling at a small con and selling prints of them but ended up not tabling because turns out grad school is hard

maybe next year... figured tumblr would like though

[gideonisms]

I think ianthe is a lesbian but she would fuck augustine if he asked and they'd both have a bad time. she's also definitely fucked babs at least once and they also had a bad time

[gideonisms]

the arm thing was the best sex she's ever had in her life and that's why she's like that about harrow

[gideonisms]

What she has done with coronabeth SHE doesn't qualify as sex but anyone else would this is my truth

[deathviaroses]

here’s to camilla hect, another one of devotion’s casualties.

[maezanilla]

Griddlehark modern au shenanigans ✨ I was so obsessed with this drawing from Andy that I just had to make fanart of it…!!!

[fonserel]

Pray to the Saint of Awe!

Commission for @cemetegee. Commission information here <3