Get Ready to Sniff

Minneapolis Farter looking for a face to sit my musky ass on. Snapchat/Kik: LadroFarts

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Figured this is something some of you might be into.

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Dig In - ThisVid.com

Why don't you see if they taste as bad as they sound. Watch dig in on ThisVid, the HD tube site with a largest male farting collection.

Finally uploaded the few videos that got taken down with the cleanse. I don't know why my username is fucked up, but whatever.

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Will you still be posting here or more on snapchat now?

Honestly I'm just hoping to find a seat and post a video of them taking some of my worst rips, some massive chilli farts. Then I'll probably retire because I can't keep leaving ya'll to this hot and cold shit where I come back for a few months every year at most.

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I totally fucked the recording, but I definitely need more elevators in my life . . .

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Do u ever cropdust while in public? Are your farts raunchy?

I was at Costco with my sister and I managed to get a scowl from some hag a few paces down the isle. My sis caught a wiff of it and I was laughing to hard that it was pretty obvious I broke the Chemical Weapons Conventions before that lady walked right into the war zone.

If I had known it would be as bad as it was, I would have walked into one of those refrigerated rooms let it circulate and become one giant concentrated fart in a jar.

Really though I like to rip one and stand in the stench with conceit. A couple months ago, the last time I had my chilli, I was talking with a co-worker when he walked away from his machine to help an intern. I happened to have a massive one brewing that flowed out with a steady stream that made my ass uncomfortably warm. He on his way back over he saw what he would later discribe as a smirk on my face. Once he got a little closer he was just stunned for a moment with widened eyes. After, he took a couple steps back maintaining eye contact before walking out if his area entirely, defeated.

The thing about standing in it is watching them when it hits them. Usually they tell me to leave, but that just results in a double dose. Though, once I've let loose they really have two choices: evacuate the affected area, or stay and breathe it all in. Either way they concede.

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"Minneapolis Farter" – isn't everyone in Minneapolis a farter?

Technically, but in comparison can they really hold up?

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Just sent you an add on Snapchat. Is your account still up?

It's still there, I don't really use it. Using Snap was a great way to do stuff and interact with people, but I can't stand actual chatting on there. Once I talk to more than a couple people on there I can't follow what I was saying.

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Could you do another video of you farting in underwear?

What a fucking coincidence, that's my next video. Ya got lucky.

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There's a special something about the first time I have some burgers after a couple of weeks of making sure to cook my own food. My ass was just letting them off one after another yesterday.

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Some beers on a Sunday afternoon, and then a few from a half hour earlier.

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Some little ones starting from when I went to work today.

Cloth seats in a car are like a well seasoned pan. The seat absorbs some of each fart and gives a little bit of the old stench with every new fart.

Also my car has a wiring issue that makes it so the passenger window won't go down. 😈 It's why the guys don't let me drive us to lunch any more. It was a pretty nasty surprise the first day it happened.

It was empty and unusually quiet at the shop, so there are a couple from while I was working too.

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Introducing LatroShits

For those of you who are into something a little raunchier than I’ve previously been providing I’m setting this up for you! Before you get to excited, if you thought I was flakey posting on LatroFarts get ready for disappointment. This is really just for when I’m feeling it, or the … messier out-takes of LF. I might reblog some stuff from there if I feel like it might apply here too. Hopefully if it wasn’t quite doing it for you before, this will be the stuff of your wet dreams. If it’s not so much your thing, well, that’s why it’s separate.

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This was at just over 48 hours with no shower on top of day two of some of my best brew. Which one do you want to smell first?

Kik: LatroFarts

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Where do you work at?

I work in a Machine Shop. I'm on a lathe or a turn mill for 48+ (usually plus) hours a week. It's one of the reasons I don't have more content. I have to wear hearing protection, and the background noise drowns out even my ass. Side note: I've got a metal sliver in my hand right now.