far from home

[laureninthecity]

Instagram vs. reality

[laureninthecity]

Why the fuck is it so hard for me to make friends????

[laureninthecity]

[laureninthecity]

Sexting while watching Stranger Things is my absolute summer mood

[laureninthecity]

I’m sorry, but my horoscope didn’t mention that I’d be drowning in dudes all of a sudden

[laureninthecity]

Never in my life

[laureninthecity]

Hahahahaha I just want an engagement ring

[laureninthecity]

I wish I wasn’t completely over Game of Thrones bc goddamn my new fosters are truly begging to be named after the Starks

[likalinea]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv4hKbzlFYO/

[laureninthecity]

!!!

[laureninthecity]

I believe I’ve been ghosted in a most spectacular fashion

[vicforprez]

[laureninthecity]

Holy shit

[laureninthecity]

I’m always surprised when people ask me if I’m bringing my cat when I move. Yes of course?? She’s my flesh and blood child?? I’m bringing her to my grave

[laureninthecity]

So. Damn. Relieved.

[laskyjedneplavovlasky]

oh well he’s statistically speaking probably getting divorced

[laureninthecity]

How I feel about the cute married guy who I helped buy jeans for his wife last week & who today came back to the store to find me to tell me that she liked them

[laureninthecity]

It’s amazing what shit I’ll put up with for good dick