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someone: hey what’s that thing you like???
me:
Shout-out to the person who kicked a cop in the nuts so hard he died
100 years ago today
Lol
you’re just gonna leave this in the tags?
black and orange character battle!
illustration done by kishimoto himself
More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.
This might be my favorite
This is mine
This is what Hiruzen left in Naruto’s fridge after promising Minato and Kushina he’d look after their son
Audience member: "Hey John, can you play “Going to Maine”?" John: "No." *Audience laughing*
John: "We’re gonna play a new song again, if that's cool with you. Alright. Thank you. This song is a true story. *laughing* That’s the saddest thing about it. I hope that if you should happen, and if you do, don’t let anybody tell you not to but uh… If you should happen to be having the sort of year I was having when I was seventeen, you may feel free to sing along with the chorus, nobody’s gonna hold it against you. Uh, I know that twice that uh, I *to Peter Hughes* can I out you? This is Peter’s favorite of the new songs I think precisely because of the chorus. *laughs* It’s called “This Year”."
[The first time "This Year" was played live]
social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking “they probably don’t include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this”
they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri
would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer
“ask yourself if there is any explanation of the mystery of your own life and death.”
“Write some fan fiction to resolve this story because I ain’t fuckin’ doin’ it.” -Mark Twain
I like how these are two different moods. “Look, I wrote everything I wanted to on this subject, and it didn’t lead to any satisfactory conclusion, so you’re just going to have to deal.” Vs “I wrote myself into a corner so I’m going to stop here. If you want to know what happens next, figure it out yourself.”
I like how both of these authors decided that yes indeedy that story without the ending was still going to be published.
And presumably two different publishers didn’t give a single shit
I was in the spices shop at the market and yelled excitedly across to my husband (who was a foot away from me) "Look, they have sweet Hungarian paprika!!!"
A lady nearby instantly connected eyes with me and I knew she knew and she knew I knew.
Cant believe Dracula made westerners think a basic spice is a fandom thing
Like the lady probably connected eyes with you because you yelled at a spice store about the existence of a common spice
Same energy
The Cancellation of Socrates - Jacques Louis David, 1787
this is the spiritual successor of "they very much did murder Jesus"
i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly
this is literally a world heritage post, the inception of “killing me instantly”
Moodboard for living in the United States
almost every creation has moments that shine through that say “EXTERNAL FORCES WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS WRITING DECISION” but supernatural has SO many and they’re so open about them. bela died because people hated her. jo and ellen died because kripke didn’t want anyone else to write them after he left. the lisa plot happened because the cw found out at the last minute that actually they DIDN’T have rights to the cameo they wanted to do and cindy sampson was available. and cas undied because s7 tanked ratings. and on top of that they smash the 4th wall over and over. dean and sam swear in found footage but not on cw’s the supernatural. the author is god and he calls himself a hack on screen. the author is god and he writes shitty paperbacks with shirtless men on the cover and admits to writing for #drama and self indulgence rather than narrative cohesion. the author is god and he thinks it’s too tropey to be an author god self insert in his story but he does it anyway. when you can see the strings on the puppets do you ignore them or do you cut them? what gives a story meaning? the writer? or you?
angels are waves of celestial intent with true forms the size of the chrysler building with heads of lions and zebras but in heaven they are their vessels. why? because it’s easier to show. because there’s not the budget for massive cgi every time an angel is in heaven. the scenes are made to be viewed. and like. OBVIOUSLY. it’s a tv show scenes are going to be molded to be viewable. but there’s a disconnect between what’s shown and what has been stated as True and if you start picking at that seam then it unravels into the creative decisions of an author god who is not good at his job!
#the paradoxically most self reflective and self unaware meta text in existence