Allie Rye Damsel

Lesbian Freak of East Englum

[peachy-faery]

you are my peach, you are my plum

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[lavender-imp]

the etymology of forest coming from foris meaning to keep out of and then the history of the term being closer associated to rape than to land and then finding out that a lot of phraseology around land inaccess stems from vocabulary tantamount to sexual assault is something that’s fucked me up for a few months now. forest’s aren’t museums of the natural world, maintained to give us a glimmer into a world that once was, they were manufactured and aren’t much older than 900 years old. they’re an aristocratic rewilding project except not for the sake of biodiversity, instead to lay host to the deer and fox slaughter of populations they deliberately overbred, for sport. we can follow a track round and look into the pine plantation, as a treat.

[lavender-imp]

i want to be in the woooods

[lavender-imp]

the best time to listen to jessica pratt is when a bloke is calling you mummy and i can just pretend im eating wild garlic and tending to my blisters instead

[lavender-imp]

cybersex fuckslut.

[mandi-bul]

Praise

[lavender-imp]

climate change is effecting the hoes

[lavender-imp]

yoo he paid me anyway let’s go god bless our service men

[lavender-imp]

he’s putting out a fire instead of paying to frot me

[lavender-imp]

he might not be able to frot bc he’s on a fire engine (haha more like he might knot)

[lavender-imp]

im gonna frot a man in 3 hours

[minoravirus]

[lavender-imp]

eating a tunnocks with your knob out is the best part about being a girl

[lavender-imp]

also i made tattie scones for the first time

[lavender-imp]

rewatching ghost in the shell and remembering they have cybernetic implants to get rid of hangovers instantaneously so they can drink on the job is giving me a mecha fetish

[lavender-imp]

i ravenously requires burger and 4 beers