Second to None

I’m always finding humans at their best and worst. I see their ugly and their beauty and I wonder how the same can be both.

[ashharpe-blog]

Yeah, according to all the other Americans it apparently isn’t acceptable until after Thanksgiving.

[lawrence--clark-blog]

Oi I forgot about Thanksgiving, again... Why do we, Americans, give so much importance to Thanksgiving?

[ashharpe-blog]

It’s not too early to bring out the Christmas decorations… Or is it?

[lawrence--clark-blog]

Never too early to get into the Christmas spirit and all that jazz.

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[finnthebettertwin]

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[lawrence--clark-blog]

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Nicole: Naw I like you too much to get rid of you.

Nicole: Yeah but making out with him seems boring.

Nicole: Plus he's not my type.

Nicole: Although he did say that he fucks better then you.

Nicole: Who's Sarah? I dunno it's Blake. He dressed me up as a cat yesterday.

Lawrence: I'm glad

Lawrence: I love how you're like he's not my type yet you date me and I happen to be his twin brother....

Lawrence: Sarah is Bunny's actual name. ... what?

[lawrence--clark-blog]

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Nicole: Don't want you dead who am I supposed to cuddle and make out with then?

Nicole: Don't worry Caspar is busy trying to stop Blake from going over to Bunny's and dressing her in a bunny costume.

Lawrence: dunno babe, you could like find a new boyfriend or something?

Lawrence: or use ty, he's the closest to me that you'll get

Lawrence: why would Blake want to dress Sarah as a bunny? I don't think she'd be very happy about it.

[lawrence--clark-blog]

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Nicole: I would too. Death sounds too troublesome.

Nicole: Can't you just come over and make out and cuddle with me?

Lawrence: it does. not really appealing to be honest.

Lawrence: if Caspar kills me, I'm going to come back to haunt you. hope you know that.

[lawrence--clark-blog]

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Nicole: I don't want you dead.

Nicole: Because Caspar's not letting me leave till I'm healed.

Lawrence: I'd be really worried if you wanted me dead...

Lawrence: We have a problem here...

[lawrence--clark-blog]

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Nicole: Well I'm getting a bit better at least?

Nicole: I don't want you dead. I just wanna make out with you. Maybe suck your dick.

Lawrence: you are, that's true

Lawrence: it's official, you want me dead

Lawrence: tell me why exactly can't I pick you up and then drop you home later, much like always?

[lawrence--clark-blog]

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Nicole: Yeah I could be falling every day.

Nicole: But I wanna make out with you! Come over anyways please? Pretty please?

Lawrence: you could which wouldn't be pleasant...

Lawrence: Is this your way of saying you want me dead? what a nice girlfriend I have....

[lawrence--clark-blog]

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Nicole: I just suck at it.

Nicole: ...Not with a shot gun?

Lawrence: it could be worse?

Lawrence: ...

Lawrence: I'd like to stay alive for the next couple of years, you know?

[lawrence--clark-blog]

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Nicole: I try to be :/

Nicole: Well then will you come make up with me?

Lawrence: I know, I know...

Lawrence: Well will Caspar not kill me?

[tobysjohnson]

Haha yeah, I felt so bad for them I gave them my money for the subway.

[lawrence--clark-blog]

That's a really nice thing to do, Toby. In your place, most people would probably just ignore them.

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Nicole: I was being klutzy, and two days ago.

Nicole: But I'm bored here Lawrence!

Lawrence: you need to be more careful :/

Lawrence: and you think if I tell you a story that'll help, Nikky? because I doubt it...