dr. lawrence kutner

// *#1 taubner truther // ( rp ) THAT ONE REALLY COOL DOCTOR AT PPTH! ASK FOR DR KUTNER WHEN YOU’RE THERE!!!!!

[lawrenceprincekutner]

ooc :

hello friends !!! welcome to my page …

as you can see, i’m roleplaying as dr lawrence kutner.

follow my taubiewaubie:

@christophermichaeltaub

plz interact:

PPTH roleplayers, House MD fans, anyone in the fandoms i’m in, any ages

yes, in this blog, he survived & failed at his suicide attempt.

no, he does not talk about it. if you try to talk to him about it he WILL either ignore you / pretend he didn’t hear you. :) or crash out. or cry.

he’s a nerd, and sorry in advance if i mischaracterize him.

this is MY perception of him :)

he has ADHD, and is an ENFP-T

he / him / his! 28 yrs.

yes him and taub are like this 🤞 sorry not sorry…

ask questions, PLEASE! i love them 🙏

things about actual me and not kutner:

i <3 nsync , bsb , aaron carter !!!!!

currently obsessed w / tally hall & harold and kumar go to white castle & final destination & my chemical romance & dead poets society & my best friend is a vampire & house md & scott pilgrim & dr mike !!!

[lawrenceprincekutner]

i’m alive… i swear

[christophermichaeltaub]

Whoever coated the interior of my locker in peanut butter, count your days.

[lawrenceprincekutner]

I know who did it but I’m not going to tell you. ;)

[christophermichaeltaub]

That means it was probably you.

Is that why we have no peanut butter at home?

[lawrenceprincekutner]

Um.

Nooooooo….. 😶

[christophermichaeltaub]

Whoever coated the interior of my locker in peanut butter, count your days.

[lawrenceprincekutner]

I know who did it but I’m not going to tell you. ;)

[lawrenceprincekutner]

I set a patient on fire again today! And he lived

Until later he died because of an incurable illness

[doctorchesterinthehouse]

I think that the hospital's lawyer would have an aneurysm if she found out you posted this.

[lawrenceprincekutner]

I think she knows already

[lawrenceprincekutner]

can I have 5 bucks?

- @opal-md

Sure! :D

[christophermichaeltaub]

Stop giving away your money to people

[opal-md]

I lost a bet to house and needed the money okay?

[christophermichaeltaub]

Shame on you then. Get your money elsewhere

[opal-md]

It’s not even your money pooks 💔

[lawrenceprincekutner]

Ignore Taub he sucks. #taubisoverparty

[opal-md]

Is he always this rude?

[lawrenceprincekutner]

Yes. I’ll kill him now

[lawrenceprincekutner]

may I call you Lawrence?

Depends who’s asking… But sure!

[lawrenceprincekutner]

U and taub are engaged? Aww that's adorbs

Thank you!!! :)

[drnoniusargyros]

Hi, I want a racoon.

[lookatthe-daisies]

now i want a raccoon too

[lettybug]

we can go outside and catch one or smth

[lookatthe-daisies]

great idea

[lettybug]

we really do have the best ideas

[lookatthe-daisies]

the only issue is who gets to keep it

[lettybug]

we can coparent

or you can keep it cause it was your idea

or we fight to the death for it your choice

[lookatthe-daisies]

i’d rather not fight to the death tbh just my opinion

[lawrenceprincekutner]

I have a raccoon in my basement do you guys want it

[lawrenceprincekutner]

can I have 5 bucks?

- @opal-md

Sure! :D

[christophermichaeltaub]

Stop giving away your money to people

[opal-md]

I lost a bet to house and needed the money okay?

[christophermichaeltaub]

Shame on you then. Get your money elsewhere

[opal-md]

It’s not even your money pooks 💔

[lawrenceprincekutner]

Ignore Taub he sucks. #taubisoverparty

[lawrenceprincekutner]

I set a patient on fire again today! And he lived

Until later he died because of an incurable illness

[christophermichaeltaub]

It baffles me how you still work here but anytime I do something I have to go through weeks of confrontations and meetings until they decide whether I should stay or not.

[lawrenceprincekutner]

I’m just everyone’s favorite

[lawrenceprincekutner]

can I have 5 bucks?

- @opal-md

Sure! :D

[christophermichaeltaub]

Stop giving away your money to people

[lawrenceprincekutner]

You can’t tell me what to do

[christophermichaeltaub]

Can someone break both of my legs so I won’t have to show up to work anymore?

[lawrenceprincekutner]

No. >:( Come to work

[lawrenceprincekutner]

I set a patient on fire again today! And he lived

Until later he died because of an incurable illness

[lawrenceprincekutner]

can I have 5 bucks?

- @opal-md

Sure! :D

[lawrenceprincekutner]

Call me iron deficiency the way I

[bluesparklyangel-deactivated202]

[bug-on-the-mic]

@lawrenceprincekutner reminded me of you with all the taubner pictures

[lawrenceprincekutner]

Aww!!!!