I AM FULL OF WONDER

eliza dubois. lazer girl. ( ind marvel oc. written by jinx. )

[nogoodwitch-deactivated20180731]

so after thinking about it and stuff, im gonna put both cathryn and eliza on a short hiatus. probably will just be a couple of days but who knows. this is nothing against anyone but ive just felt…pretty bad coming here. like to the point where it effects my moods and how im feeling. 

im also gonna take the couple of days to like, decide on what i want to do with both my blogs. i love eliza and cathryn a lot, but i think i might build them from the ground up after the hiatus. i still dont know, but its a big possibility. if that happens ill move blogs and stuff. anyways. 

i STILL want to write and everything, so you can catch me on d.iscord for that. you can also find me on my personal blog over @evecoffn if u really want to talk and stuff. also send me a message over there if u dont have my discord. 

[nogoodwitch-deactivated20180731]

so after thinking about it and stuff, im gonna put both cathryn and eliza on a short hiatus. probably will just be a couple of days but who knows. this is nothing against anyone but ive just felt…pretty bad coming here. like to the point where it effects my moods and how im feeling. 

im also gonna take the couple of days to like, decide on what i want to do with both my blogs. i love eliza and cathryn a lot, but i think i might build them from the ground up after the hiatus. i still dont know, but its a big possibility. if that happens ill move blogs and stuff. anyways. 

i STILL want to write and everything, so you can catch me on d.iscord for that. you can also find me on my personal blog over @evecoffn if u really want to talk and stuff. also send me a message over there if u dont have my discord. 

[nogoodwitch-deactivated20180731]

so after thinking about it and stuff, im gonna put both cathryn and eliza on a short hiatus. probably will just be a couple of days but who knows. this is nothing against anyone but ive just felt…pretty bad coming here. like to the point where it effects my moods and how im feeling. 

im also gonna take the couple of days to like, decide on what i want to do with both my blogs. i love eliza and cathryn a lot, but i think i might build them from the ground up after the hiatus. i still dont know, but its a big possibility. if that happens ill move blogs and stuff. anyways. 

i STILL want to write and everything, so you can catch me on d.iscord for that. you can also find me on my personal blog over @evecoffn if u really want to talk and stuff. also send me a message over there if u dont have my discord. 

[nogoodwitch-deactivated20180731]

so after thinking about it and stuff, im gonna put both cathryn and eliza on a short hiatus. probably will just be a couple of days but who knows. this is nothing against anyone but ive just felt…pretty bad coming here. like to the point where it effects my moods and how im feeling. 

im also gonna take the couple of days to like, decide on what i want to do with both my blogs. i love eliza and cathryn a lot, but i think i might build them from the ground up after the hiatus. i still dont know, but its a big possibility. if that happens ill move blogs and stuff. anyways. 

i STILL want to write and everything, so you can catch me on d.iscord for that. you can also find me on my personal blog over @evecoffn if u really want to talk and stuff. also send me a message over there if u dont have my discord. 

[nogoodwitch-deactivated20180731]

so after thinking about it and stuff, im gonna put both cathryn and eliza on a short hiatus. probably will just be a couple of days but who knows. this is nothing against anyone but ive just felt…pretty bad coming here. like to the point where it effects my moods and how im feeling. 

im also gonna take the couple of days to like, decide on what i want to do with both my blogs. i love eliza and cathryn a lot, but i think i might build them from the ground up after the hiatus. i still dont know, but its a big possibility. if that happens ill move blogs and stuff. anyways. 

i STILL want to write and everything, so you can catch me on d.iscord for that. you can also find me on my personal blog over @evecoffn if u really want to talk and stuff. also send me a message over there if u dont have my discord. 

[nogoodwitch-deactivated20180731]

so after thinking about it and stuff, im gonna put both cathryn and eliza on a short hiatus. probably will just be a couple of days but who knows. this is nothing against anyone but ive just felt…pretty bad coming here. like to the point where it effects my moods and how im feeling. 

im also gonna take the couple of days to like, decide on what i want to do with both my blogs. i love eliza and cathryn a lot, but i think i might build them from the ground up after the hiatus. i still dont know, but its a big possibility. if that happens ill move blogs and stuff. anyways. 

i STILL want to write and everything, so you can catch me on d.iscord for that. you can also find me on my personal blog over @evecoffn if u really want to talk and stuff. also send me a message over there if u dont have my discord. 

[nogoodwitch-deactivated20180731]

so after thinking about it and stuff, im gonna put both cathryn and eliza on a short hiatus. probably will just be a couple of days but who knows. this is nothing against anyone but ive just felt…pretty bad coming here. like to the point where it effects my moods and how im feeling. 

im also gonna take the couple of days to like, decide on what i want to do with both my blogs. i love eliza and cathryn a lot, but i think i might build them from the ground up after the hiatus. i still dont know, but its a big possibility. if that happens ill move blogs and stuff. anyways. 

i STILL want to write and everything, so you can catch me on d.iscord for that. you can also find me on my personal blog over @evecoffn if u really want to talk and stuff. also send me a message over there if u dont have my discord. 

[lazergrrl-blog]

“Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?” charlie

“nope.” she moves to be a lot more in front of the waffle bar than she was, making sure that charlie cannot get to his dear waffles. eliza isn’t used to seeing charlie up this early, but the sunglasses over his eyes makes it clear that he’s still pretty hungover. or still a bit drunk. either or. eliza grabs a few more, then the syrup and pours it all over her stack. 

“maybe if you were a bit nicer i’d reconsider.” 

@forgeriies

[lazergrrl-blog]

tenccs:

he shifts in the chair, fidgeting with his arms as if searching to give them something to do, but all he winds up doing is letting them fall into his lap, fingers curling in on themselves a little. it takes a moment to get himself to drag his gaze away from the incoming storm     not that it matters because it’s a constant presence under his skin. 

“you used to talk about opening up your own salon.” he thought that was her plan, but maybe he assumed wrong. sam doesn’t think it’s a bad idea by any means, though. if anything he thinks she’d be killer at it. “    is that something you still want to do?” 

“of course it is, but not right now. we wouldn’t even have the money for that.” they probably won’t for a long time. that’s not the issue, really. living in new york is expensive and she was doing alright when she just lived in an apartment, but owning a house is a whole kind of different. a mortgage is a whole lot of different. 

her tips are used mostly to buy daily things like coffee and food. “i want to travel before that. before we have kids.” which isn’t something they talk about a lot, but that’s not going to happen for years. eliza’s on plenty of birth control to make sure of that. “i feel like i’m rushing through everything, but i’m not doing anything at the same time, you know?” 

[musingmeme-blog]

touch meme . send one to do to my muse .

001.   grab their hand .

002.   kiss their cheek .

003.   give massage .

004.   kiss hand .

005.   high five .

006.   cuddle .

007.   cry on . 

008.   shoulder hug .

009.   bear hug .

010.   kiss them .

011.   pinkie promise .

012.   piggy back ride . 

013.  give them food . 

014.   from behind hug . 

015.   fist bump .

[lazergrrl-blog]

tenccs:

he watches her stare out the window, feeling the familiar creeping sensation of insecurity crawling up the back of his neck. his nose scrunches up, then his eyes shift to the storm clouds that are rolling in from the distance. he can feel the storm in his veins, the sparking crackling underneath his skin. it’s usually a comfort, but it makes him feel uneasy now. 

her response makes his stomach sink, and he doesn’t answer right away. it takes him a minute to form the words he’s looking for. 

“stuck? like… here? stuck with us?” 

“no, not like that.” 

well. maybe? eliza’s not too sure of the answer herself. she sighs again, turning to face sam and resting her head on her hand. everything has happened so fast around them and eliza isn’t sure how to process it. she never was able to process it. she just had to keep moving on and pretend like it was all okay. for sam, he needed something stable to lean on. but what does she need? 

she’s not sure. “i mean...stuck.” she runs a hand through her hair. “i feel like i haven’t done anything i’ve wanted to do.” that probably sounds bad, right? yeah, it does. “i just don’t know what to do right now is all. where to go next.” 

[oopsiewoopsie123]

⨳ — VINES;

send one for my muse's reaction!

“I thought you were bae. Turns out, you were just fam.” “Ahhhhh! Stop! I coulda dropped my crossaint!” “Happy Christhums. It’s Chrismah. Merry Crisis. Merry Chrysler.” “This bitch empty. YEET!” “Get to del taco, they got a new thing called freesha… freeshavacado!” “You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out.” “Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.” “It is Wednesday, my dudes. AhhhhhhhHHHHH!” “Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!” “Has anyone ever told you you look like Beyonce?” “[Name], did you eat my tater tots?” “Next time you fuckin put a hand on me imma fucking rip your face off bitch.” “I love you, bitch. I ain’t ever gonna stop lovin you, bitch.” “I just got one question. What are those?!” “I don’t have enough money to buy chicken nuggets.” “Aw, fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.” “Look at all those chickens.” “Hi, welcome to Chili’s.” “Two bros, chillin in the hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay.” “Whaddup, I’m [Name], I’m [Age], and I never fuckin learned how to read.” “I can’t sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids.” “Damn [Name], back at it again with the white vans.” “I don’t get no fuckin sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gon get sleep cause of me.” “Try me bitch.” “Pepsi bottle. Coca cola glass. I don’t give a damn.” “I wanna be a cowboy.” “Stop saying I look like Chicken Little, he’s dumb, and he’s a coward, and I am not a coward!” “Hey, I’m lesbian.” “I thought you were American.” “I won’t hesitate, bitch!” “Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!” “When there’s too much drama at school all you gotta do is walk a waaAAAaaaAAaay.” “Hoe don’t do it. Oh my god.” “I’m in me mum’s car, broom broom.” “A potato flew around my room before you came.” “When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!” “Well, when life gives you lemons.” “Give me my hat back [Name], do you want to go see uncle kracker or no?” “I’m [Age] so shut the fuck up.” “You better stop! Stop bitch! Stop! Ahhh!” “Is that a weed? I’m calling the police!” “Daddy? Do I look like-?!” “It’s fricken bats, I love Halloween.” “Excuse my potty mouth, shut the fuck up!” “I’m washing me and my clothes.” “So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies-” “Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?” “So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift, on my birthday, to my birthday party, on my birthday, with a birthday gift?”

[lazergrrl-blog]

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

“how...how did you do that with your mouth, mei?”

@rscalrabbit

[lazergrrl-blog]

@tenccs / cont from x

he has noticed, hasn’t he? it would be hard not to. eliza has tried to busy herself to make it seem less so, but that obviously didn’t work. when she’s not busy, she’s...somewhere else. not in the house, not in their bed. somewhere though. her mind has been wandering for weeks and she knows exactly why. 

she’s just not sure how to really express it. she sighs. 

“i feel...stuck.” she frowns, not looking at sam but out the window of their home. there’s a few storm clouds in the distance, but still far off. “stagnant, i guess. like i’m glued down here.” 

[puppeteeriing-deactivated202501]

high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞

❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞

❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞

❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞

❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞

❝ look at this photograph ! ❞

❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞

❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞

❝ can’t touch this . ❞

❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before ! ❞

[lazergrrl-blog]

wndrrboy:

oh jeez, tyler made her sad, oh no. he accidentally snaps the popsicle stick again as he stresses himself out thinking about it. “ i mean —i just.” he felt like he was about to cry, though that’s how he usually felt honestly.

tyler holds his breath for a bit, letting out a heavy breath for a moment as he tried calming himself. suddenly, he reached out, putting his hand on eliza’s shoulder. “ it doesn’t have to be a dream. i’m gonna make sure of it, you’re gonna go to space someday. “

eliza looks over at him, a big smile on her face when he says that. eliza isn’t going to get her hopes up that much, but wouldn’t it be fun? lazer girl and wonder boy in space. sounds like a cheesy movie title. eliza puts her hand on his. “you’re the best friend a girl could ask for.” 

there’s a slight pause, eliza’s smile turning into more of a grin. leaving behind a trail of light, eliza hugs tyler and knocks them both off the edge of the building, landing them on the roof as presses several kisses to his cheek. “the best ever!” 

[lazergrrl-blog]

tenccs:

“what?” it takes him a second to realize that yeah, him calling at four in the morning is probably alarming as all hell, but his mind is exhausted so thinking straight isn’t something that’s happening very quick. “no. everything’s fine. i’m just… restless. i thought i’d just see how you were doing out there. it’s kind of really quiet here.” 

all this sounds incredibly stupid all of a sudden, and he makes a mental note to fully wake up before making any phone calls in the future. “but if you’re heading home soon i’ll let you go….? i’m sure i can wake up hershey and annoy him with mindless conversation.” 

eliza frowns at that, looking up at the sky where she can see a few twinkles of stars. she’s high enough to escape most of the light pollution. it won’t happen, she knows, but could she really go up there? could she leave sam behind like that? it wouldn’t be forever, obviously. but...

her hand reaches up, trying to grab just one. they stay in the sky, far away from her. she sighs to herself. “it’s fine. maybe you can find something on netflix?” eliza has to work in just a couple of hours, so she should head back to get some sleep anyways. she stats to descend, shielding the speaker from the wind as best she can. “i can pick up some breakfast if you.”