The Soothsayer

The lost lamb cries for it's shepherd. (Minecraft OC ask blog run by @illwilledomen)

[lazuli-the-soothsayer]

"Come to me, my dove. You don't have to be afraid anymore."

Lazuli the Soothsayer, a newly anointed partisan of the court of the house of Siegmund. Age unknown, male. His voice is sweet but his intentions are sickly.

He is a negotiator, very charismatic, in an almost unearthly sense. His voice is almost hypnotic. He is skilled in evocation and illusionry. He's also an equestrian. His origins are unknown, though he seems awfully interested in a set of artifacts called the 'Eyes of Ender'.

This is a character roleplay blog, run by @illwilledomen

[lazuli-the-soothsayer]

Hello Lord Soothsayer. I WAS JUST WONDERING if you may be in need of aenother vindicator. Y'know.

“Hrrm. Perhaps. Why, are you looking to apply?”

“You are a darling, I appreciate the offer. I do hope you know how to use an axe… You would be surprised who they stick on the operating table without a speck of training.”

[lazuli-the-soothsayer]

Soothsayer? Not Soothslayer? Because you SLAY 💅💋

“Harr, you flatter me, pet. I am more of a negotiator than a “slayer”. Raids are only an occasional bloodsport for me.” He lifts his totem hanging from his neck, and waggles it lightly, “A little treat.”

[lazuli-the-soothsayer]

Don't like those eyes you got... got a certain hunger to them. Hunger of a predator.

-@captainszofi

“And your eyes carry the dullness of a prey animal. Let’s have a little thought experiment. Tell me now, which would you rather be, the hawk or the rabbit?” Soothsayer leans closer, his eyes as beady as a sharks. “I choose the hawk.”

[lazuli-the-soothsayer]

Your…eyes are pretty I guess? Same with voice?

“Why thank you, my darling. I get that a lot.” The illager winks, flashing a handsome smile.

[lazuli-the-soothsayer]

Hey my skibidi bestie- have you been keeping up with your rizzful mewling lately?

“Hrrrm. Who let a vex into my inbox?”

[lazuli-the-soothsayer]

what do you think of a certain mammal with long hair four legs and funny shaped shoes Teehee :3

“Do you mean horses, my dear?” The Soothsayer asks, somewhat condescendingly.

“I am fond of them. They are fine beasts. I’ve never cared much to ride ravagers, they lack grace.”

[lazuli-the-soothsayer]

Lapiz

“Lazuli.”

[lazuli-the-soothsayer]

What do you plan to do with Steve?

“Why, only to befriend him. Why? Do you take me as a scoundrel?”

Lazuli smiles. “My intentions are pure. The lad has a good heart, but his environment is stagnant. He is troubled with excessive empathy for an inferior breed of man. Hicks, hand-hiders, sniveling treehuggers. Villagers. One of their priests has taken him in and filled his head with their primitive doctrine. He’s awfully confused, the poor boy. I will guide him on a better path, teach him the feats and joys of our glorious empire.”

[lazuli-the-soothsayer]

You r so pretty..

“Why thank you, my dear. I could say the same for you.”

The illager winks and flashes a smile.