shrumping along

we shrimp (matching with maddyknitsit)

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[anexperimentallife]

[talon-dragonbeast]

i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever

"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon

"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon

"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war

[389]

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[lazy-bug213]

when im self critical but my director says I have good tone:

[lazy-bug213]

Accidentally spent three and a half hours playing cello. I broke skin on my fingers and now my hands hurt.

[parcai]

the best goalie in all of hockey is aerin frankel btw. united states secretary of defense the frankenwall. all of hockey, not just women's, & sick of hearing it minimized as such. 99 shots against her thru all of olympics and ONLY TWO LET IN??! for reference the other teams let in like 12 each WHO IS DOING IT LIKE HER?????!

[depsidase]

[tsukiyostarr]

”you don’t look wasian” i fear that’s because 99% of the time people think that wasian people are either white or asian. like. you just can’t comprehend the idea of wasian people, that’s why i don’t look fucking wasian to you

[transexualpirate]

"at least venezuela lost a dictator" "the good thing about trump's invasion" "maduro deserved it" oh my god some of you are dangerously susceptible to fascist propaganda.

unfriendly and honestly hostile reminder that trump isn't invading venezuela because maduro is a dictator, or because of drug cartels. he's doing it only and exclusively because they have desirable oil reserves and no other reason. reminder that venezuela is a comparatively poor country that will never financially recover from this. reminder that venezuelans are suffering with the bombing and the air strikes. reminder that trump did it to steal from them and no one did anything. reminder that this sets a dangerous precedent and now all trump has to do to invade another country is claim they're in a dictatorship. reminder that trump is a fascist dictator.

this will only be bad, for venezuelans and for all of latin america (and possibly the whole world) in the long run. trump did this not to help the venezuelans or their country, but to steal their petrol and get away with it. and he will. because that's what dictators do.

[p1nkiek1ttie]

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

[l1terallykat]

Even a broken clock gets to be right twice a day

[lazy-bug213]

sometimes I'm focused and surprise myself with the music I'm hearing like what even is this

[lazy-bug213]

facing deadline and my 1300 word minimum essay: light work give me a few hours

the first sentence:

god forbid a girl leave the hook for last

[kosmogrl]

[thenevernovel]

History has softened the snarls of women, turned their defiance into folklore. But it forgot that we are the inheritors of this unfinished war. We know what rage tastes like , how it thickens like blood in the mouth , how it makes a home in our hearts. We are the daughters of Medusa, of Kali, of Lilith, of witches they couldn’t drown, of queens they couldn’t behead, of lovers who bit back. And when we die they will try to (as always) name us madness , hysterical...but our daughters,like us,will learn to have teeth and their sons will learn to tremble.

| excerpts from a novel I will never write