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jason. 21. libra. follow me on instagram @jason.quack

[tamizhnadu]

no one:

american cereal marketing companies: what if our mascot was forbidden from or a wanted criminal for eating their own cereal

[hydro-homies]

Me drinking that good good water at 2 in the morning

[hoenngarbage]

Anyone know if he sucks cock

[holyhotpantsbatman3]

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

[vvank3rshim]

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

[deafgaming]

American healthcare system be like

[science-fiction-is-real]

Sponge bob is very interesting as an adult viewer because the show has an almost obsession with the economics of daily life. Spongebob has a job. Starts businesses. Worries about getting fired and having to go on welfare or unemployment. You got Patrick who is explicitly unemployed. Squidward who dreams of pursuing his passions but is stuck in a low wage dead end job. You got mr krabs who is a. Wage thieving greedy manager. And you got jokes like this. This show is in dire need of some Marxist analysis

[whoredrigo]

“spongebob is in dire need of some Marxist analysis” is not the hot take i expected today

[sprachtraeume]

rb to make a trans person feel loved 💕

[weaver-z]

Nothing is funnier than when Boomers make political cartoons that end up being accidentally hysterical. Case in point

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

This is not satire, it’s actually like this

[despazito]

[thyrell]

i can see despair in his eyes and i cant even see his eyes

[surprisebitch]

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

[oni-boyfriend]

[malwarewolf404]

[ike-loves-men]

[idontusethisblogthanks-deactiva]

[teenagerposts]

i feel personally targeted

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[deadlykillerqueen]

[hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa]

Where would we be without our allies

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[weaver-z]

[papasmoke]

it is actually incredibly easy to NOT attack children with chemical weapons I’ve been doing it my entire life

[sarahconnorjr]

[rslashrats]

me: hi

person whose parents never let them watch spongebob: my parents never let me watch spongebob