can you give me a quick run down of the man city team. just some quick thoughts. i'm new.
Karen Bardsley. (ENGWNT). KB. Looks like she gives amazing hugs. Comes off her line so much that she might as well be a midfielder.
Marie Hourihan. New to us this season. Adorable bear. We broke her collarbone when she played at Chelsea, so that’s a little awkward.
Alex Brooks. On loan to Everton. WE WANT HER BACK THOUGH.
Abbie McManus. Looks like butter wouldn’t melt. Will activate beast mode to stop anyone getting near goal. (Looking at you, Oshoala).
Lucy Bronze. (ENGWNT). Incredibly quick. Pops up right when you need her to. Doesn’t own an iron.
Megan Campbell. New to us this season. Could probably score from the moon with one of her legendary throw-ins.
Steph Houghton. (ENGWNT). Captain of City. Captain of England. Captain of my heart.
Demi Stokes. (ENGWNT when Mark needs someone to put in a shift, but not for the world cup, apparently…). Actual ray of sunshine. Works well with KB. Gets stuff done.
Daphne Corboz. Kind of new to us? She joined late last season. Adorable. Best accent ever. Quick as anything.
Jen Beattie. BEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTSSSS. Seems to have adopted all the new players. Rock solid, no nonsense player.
Izzy Christiansen.(ENGWNT). Miniature version of Steph Houghton. No really. Look it up. Makes great runs. Reads the game well. Hamster.
Jill Scott. (ENGWNT). Runs like a noodle. Box-to-box player. I literally can’t understand where she gets her energy from.
Kiera Walsh. The FA can’t spell her name right. Currently in a protective boot. The two things are unrelated.
Kosse Asllani. New to us this season. Reminds me of Bambi. Nobody on the team pronounces her name with any degree of confidence.
Toni Duggan. (ENGWNT). SCOUSE. Scousescousescouse. Scores some stunning goals. Is scouse.
Jane Ross. New to us this season. Scottish buddy for Beats. Wears gloves to play because it’s cold (despite being Scottish). Took a while to find her groove but she looks to have settled now.
Nikita Parris. Once legitimately knocked on the refs door and told him he was wank. Super-sub. Bit of a hot head. Her goals are brilliant.
Georgia Stanway. SMOL. The smolest. Will score a goal before you can finish thinking that you’ve wasted your life.