Submit and Surrender

An Overwatch Smut page where you send in some Yandere ass requests for me to write about. I'll be adding an FAQ soon and Submissions are always open.                                                                                  

[kuremu]

blushing

[relatablepicturesofouran-blog]

“he really is the shadow king.”

[kojiiro-deactivated20181019]

Hanakumamii: 20 Male Character Days ★

Day 03: Favorite male character with glasses

Ootori Kyoya || Ouran Host Club

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[gaattu-blog1]

happy Halloween! 

[thensfwfandom]

Iida Tenya from BNHA

That’s what happens when you work out your legs so much!! [x]

NSFW version includes a pantless version and a creamed butt (June’18)

[lustwatch-blog]

sure love arguing over things I can’t control then feeling bad for bringing it up

[lustwatch-blog]

mmmm oh mmm yummy this depression is hitting the fucking spot

mmm my favorite fucking dish

[gingersofficial]

This is honestly the scariest Grindr profile I’ve ever seen…

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

fucking Virgos honestly

[all-cops-are-bacon-deactivated2]

I see your thirsty torture bottom and I raise you

a glory whol wendigo

[gingersofficial]

[umi-no-otoko]

why does he not simply shoot the hand man–

[mjwatson]

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[betterthankanyebitch]

[chilledfoodtin]

[metiredlr]

Victor, single: *is just enjoying the banquet and normally talking with other skaters* Yuuri, already in the 16th glass of champagne:

[kasimova-dariia]

I just want them to be happy together.

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

junkrat origin story