"What's up 2010!?!?!"- Justin Bieber

melissa. not funny

[memehumor]

[leaningtowerofdeath-blog]

(bad thing happens)

me: wtf i don't deserve this

(good thing happens)

me: ...

me: wtf i don't deserve this

[ommanyte]

he’s not reading this

[makahitaki]

Who?

[ommanyte]

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

[buttwhyyoumad]

[atthepriceofoblivion]

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[just-shower-thoughts]

billionaire could give me %.01 of his wealth and change my life while he is virtually unaffected.

[buchergenuss32]

0.01% of $1,000,000,000 is $100,000. Which, for some people, is as much as they’d make in five years of 60 hour weeks of labor. And this is one hundredth of one percent of the bare minimum of being a billionaire.

[seananmcguire]

Also, if the billionaire has a decent bank account setup (which, let’s face it, billionaire has), that $100,000 will just come back the next time interest happens.  It is a perpetually regenerating $100,000.

[nightgigjo]

I could get out of debt with that.

I could quit my job to start freelancing with that.

I could finance a good chunk of my child’s education with that.

And I would still have a tiny bit leftover for fun money.

[judithbutleroverdrive-deactivat]

[latadelixo]

[bassarisque-deactivated20181203]

DOG. dog

[pagerunner-j]

[rottedthoughts]

We are all the girl in the background

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am:

[theshitneyspears]

“is that you?” “……………….yah.”

[gaynedleeds-archive]

college students

[memewhore]

[hospitalplant]

i think about this every time i use tinder

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

Heh hem

[99precincts]

that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards

[joshpeck]

now THIS is a sponsored post

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[puppiestotherescue]

This is Cedar, she likes to steal butter, bread, and cheese. She parades around when wearing bows or ribbons and just learned how to roll over. She was a pumpkin for Halloween.