Sweet Serendipity

maria. 20. Pasta lover and gelato eater

[adeles]

I’m sorry, are you here to see me? No, silly! I go here. Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[pashionforfashion21allday]

[hypnictwitch]

“[Vanessa Jackson] admitted to police that she intentionally set him on fire because shooting him would have been ‘too nice’.”

[angerylesbian-deactivated201608]

a true american hero

[idratherhavefreedom]

[britoholic]

[renamok]

This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

[randomslasher]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[dearnonnatives]

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[businessofwomen]

You know when girls wear fishnets under shorts or ripped jeans… that’s some Good Shit™

[piewithcheese-deactivated202012]

Pretty edgy. Also 3 outh of 4 times a hoe

[wlwellbutrin]

actually men aren’t allowed to talk about women so jot that down

[12cd12c-deactivated20220922]

[help-n-quotes]

It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.

Unknown (via help-n-quotes)

[menorahs-deactivated20180101]

I have been thinking about this for fucking hours

original video link

[hallucin8]

[goth-aunt]

Anyways no weapon forged against me shall prosper and any evil wished upon me shall be reflected back to you tenfold, so jot that down.

[neonprotagonist]

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

[hlahlahlahlahly]

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

[cinemove]

Clueless (1996) dir. Amy Heckerling

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[screenshotsofdespair]

[fontech-deactivated20221012]

oh ok

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

It’s for the best

[softlenaluthor]