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[leedoor]

keonhee: my worst fear ?

⚪️: heights

⚪️: spiders

⚪️: the ocean

🔘: Ravn:” keonhee hyung”

[leedoor]

Keonhee: I accidentally wore my contact lenses to bed. Sometimes I think I’m dumb

Ravn: Don’t worry, I do that all the time.

Keonhee: Wear your contact lenses to bed?

Ravn: think you’re stupid.

[leedoor]

Hwanwoong: I wish we could block people in real life

Keonhee: Restraining

Leedo: Murder

[leedoor]

xion: describe yourself in one word

leedo: yours

xion: disgusting

xion: say it again

[leedoor]

leedo: look, xion let’s just agree that we’ll both say sorry on the count of three

xion: fine

leedo: 1,2,3

xion: …

leedo: …

leedo: see now i’m just disappointed in both of us

[leedoor]

keonhee: That’s not funny

ravn: I thought it was funny.

hwanwoong: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

[leedoor]

ravn: I say we have a chore list and we rotate out the chores

hwanwoong: that's a great idea. This week Ravn will do all the chores

ravn: that's not--

hwanwoong: and then next week, we can forget we ever had this conversation and continue letting Ravn do all the chores

[leedoor]

ravn: oneus is very mature and cool. [opens the door to the practice room]

maknae line: [dancing to the music at max volume] shorty got them apple bottom jeans. boots with the jeans. the whole club was looking at jeans.

ravn: [closes the door] except them

[leedoor]

keonhee: if you like me raise your hand

ravn: what do i do if i don’t like you

keonhee: then raise your standards bish tf-

[leedoor]

Hwanwoong: Hey, I like your jacket. Is it unisex?

Ravn: …I don’t need sex. Maybe YOU need sex

Hwanwoong: No. U-N-I-sex

Ravn, taking his clothes off: Can’t say no to that

[leedoor]

Xion: If only there was somewhere I could sit

Leedo: [ points at an open chair ]

Xion: [ kicks the chair over ] I wonder where I could sit

Leedo: [ sighs and gestures towards lap ]

Xion: [ sits in Leedo's lap ] I knew you'd catch up

[leedoor]

i mean-

[leedoor]

Hwanwoong: i have the longest tongue in the universe

Guinness World Records: ummm that's not tr--

Hwanwoong: [ glares ] I. Have the longest tongue. In the Universe.

Guinness World Records: o-okie...

[leedoor]

Locals: oh hey it's the twins, Dongmyeong and Keonhee

Xion: this isn't cute or funny, delete this

[leedoor]

xion: if i run and jump leedo, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

xion, running towards leedo:

INCOMING

leedo: NO! im holding hot tea!

leedo:(drops the tea to catch xion)

[leedoor]

[phone rings]

ravn: whatsupp?

killer: i see you

ravn:

killer:

ravn:

killer:

ravn: do i look good?

[leedoor]

ravn: what no way i don’t like hwanwoong pfft y’all are crazy i don’t even like guys lmao

hwanwoong: (in distance) KIM YOUNGJO

ravn: yes honey?

ravn: i mean homie

ravn: shit