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lee // 18 // PH /art farts || commissions n reqs r open

[secondbeatsongs]

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The Mii Channel (Plaza) Theme with every other beat removed

[ahyyde]

https://youtu.be/JNsKvZo6MDs

I’ve unlocked forbidden knowledge

[secondbeatsongs]

oh my fucking god, you really have!

I’m…wow

wow

[pro-crastination-station]

Hey OP can i purchase your silence ?

[secondbeatsongs]

I don’t know…can you?

[power-of-sky]

Oh, sorry. MAY we purchase your silence?

[secondbeatsongs]

actually, y’know what? fuck it. yes, you may!

from here on out, I’m gonna add a tier to my patreon called “Purchase My Silence.” if at any point the profits from that tier surpass all of the others combined, I will stop.

it’ll have all the benefits of the other tiers, but with the huge bonus that if enough people subscribe to it, I will just fuck right off

(are you happy? is this what you wanted? well, I guess I’m gonna find out)

[hey-howdy-hello]

If Purchase My Silence passes all the others, but then one of the others pulls back into first, will you resume? Or is the silence one permanent?

[secondbeatsongs]

oh, no - just like in real life, peace and quiet only lasts for so long!

if another tier beats it, I’ll start up again for sure

[nowscience-blog]

How many people can say they have played rugby with a Beluga whale? 🐳 🏉

[pugnacious-pacifism]

I’m putting this back on my radar. I want this life

[kinka-juice]

I believe this is Hvaldimir, who, get this, is believed to be a defected Russian spy. Literally.

He showed up in Norway in April 2019 wearing a camera harness labeled “equipment of St. Petersburg”, has tried pulling ropes on boats, is obviously very familiar with people and prefers to hang with people. While we know Russia has marine mammal government programs (the US does too, but it’s bottlenose dolphins and California sea lions), the extent of their programs is not declassified like the US Navy’s are.

He likes to play fetch and be scratched around the blowhole.

He has taken a diver’s knife out of the scabbard, played with underwater drones, stolen a go pro from a kayaker, and other mischief. Notably, it has been said by the Murmansk Marine Biology Institute, who may have been who trained Hvaldimir, that seals are better equipped to be polar military animals, as they have high professionalism that belugas lack.

Anyhow, enjoy Hvaldimir (the name combines the Norwegian word for whale, Hval, with Vladimir, as in Putin), the defected Russian spy whale.

[xenocuriosa-deactivated20210412]

seals are better equipped to be polar military animals, as they have high professionalism that belugas lack.

[possibly-the-antichrist-deactiv]

it was only when they got to the bit about liking to play “fetch” 

did i realise they were talking about the whale

not the man 

[gahdamnpunk]

WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK

[5895651-deactivated20210518]

The company isn’t boasting about using cheap/unpaid/forced penal labor.

It’s a project offering voluntary employment opportunities with fair trade wages to incarcerated women, allowing them to amass decent savings and avoid recidivism (i.e., having to return to prostitution, drug muling, and the other poverty-related crimes as soon as their sentences are up, because they’re right back in poverty where they started).

No, it’s not the all-or-nothing Tumblr justice solution™ of magically abolishing the PIC overnight, but it’s a significant improvement over the literal slave labor most corporations employ, while raking in the entirety of a prisoner’s surplus and setting them up for recidivism.

[cinemaglow]

Y'all….this isn’t slave labor the way the vast majority of prusin labor is. They have a 30 hour work week and pay their employees a LIVING WAGE. Also the company was founded after talking to women in prison about their lives and needs

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[catnippackets]

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

[catnippackets]

had to draw it

[catnippackets]

a few people pointed out that they probably wouldn’t understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this

[pastelpaperplanes]

cursed emojis that no one asked for but I don’t care

free to use!

[pastelpaperplanes]

I have an addiction.

free to use!

[pastelpaperplanes]

who needs coherent words when you have cursed emojis

free to use!!!

[hyperchef]

These are the most relatable emojis I have ever seen

[statecide-deactivated20170317]

[microphonefiend]

bae: come over

me: i can’t, i’m in 16th century japan

bae: i’m home alone

me:

[babyluvuris]

bro i hate cis ppl sm its fucking unreal... wheres the down w cis bus when you need her 😔

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[chrissongzzz]

[cipheramnesia]

Lady version of boys will be boys, and a superhero.

[romedawgg]

Wha……

How?????

[erikaweezy-deactivated20191023]

Idk

[teethcraft]

Much like a minecraft villager, my only instincts are run from darkness and throw bread

[teethcraft]

I was not expecting this post to actually get notes but it seems like we can all agree here

[vampiresconce]

op do you also open doors to let the zombies in

[teethcraft]

If you could please refrain from insulting the fine green gentleman knocking violently at my door, that would be great. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a guest to welcome

[leemonade-art]

he worries

 // turns out this never posted ?? my other files r missing as well THis yaint it

for @ask-north-america-fusion , it’s super late ;^( 

[glumshoe]

Yet more of my wizard professor, who has a poodle familiar which follows him everywhere.

I should probably mention that my school also has an astronomy tower decorated with alchemy symbols.

[glumshoe]

RIP, The Wizard. You will be missed.

(Tim Hoyt died in November 2017 from complications of ALS, after many years of delighting students and the masses.)

[the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown]

really enjoyed the musical direction game freak took with raihan’s gym battle

[fan-art-ic]

My art history teacher is like "there were ZERO women artists during the renaissance well there was Sofonisba but that's it" and I'm STEAMING bc there WERE more female artists during the Renaissance and I KNOW this bc I spent hours researching women artists in the Renaissance so I could figure out what to name my girl ninja turtle oc when I was 11

[necrofuturism]

there was a moustache on the floor at the movie theater today…

[i-am-the-egg]

Cinderella …

[necrofuturism]

this comment has utterly undone me

[julienbakr]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

ah, the extended edition

[burntcopper]

…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.

[queenoftheimps]

this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up