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i’m beginning to think i can cure a rainy day. 

( indie leonard mccoy as written by mikki. selective. mutually exclusive. template credit. ) 

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astrocaptain‌:

“  i’m  hurt.  ”

“  ah,  give  it  a  rest.  “  

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astrocaptain‌:

“  i’m  hurt.  ”

“  god  !!  give  me  a  break,  man.  “  

[legendaryhanded-blog]

like this for a starter from my exhausted son. if you have a preference between kelvin & prime timelines, please let me know. 

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[yunuen]

do you know

how hard it is

to take a screencap of this man

in which he doesn’t look

like his stress ulcer is about to burst

[angrychickpea]

damn it Jim

[cosmicanomcly-deactivated201902]

            THE  SMILE  IS  FAKE  OF  COURSE .  it’s  the  best  he  can  manage  right  now  as  one  of  the  people  he  loathes  the  most  at  the  academy  comes  to  gloat  and/or  gode  jim .  maybe  he’ll  be  lucky  and  it’s  only  one  and  not  both .  jim  doesn’t  really  have  time  for  this  and  he’s  already  in  a  shit  mood ,  but  the  cadet  can  feel  bones  shifting  next  to  him .  either  to  stop  him  or  pull  him  away ,  jim  isn’t  sure .  but  the  volley  of  words  is  already  slaughtering  his  ears .  /  @legendaryhanded

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leonard  can  already  see  the  emotions  brewing  in  jim’s  eyes.  he  can  see  the  fake  smile,  the  stance  that’s  almost  like  he  doesn’t  no  whether  to  fight,  leave,  or  just  see  the  whole  thing  through.  how  much  of  their  time  was  gonna  be  spent  with  leonard  trying  to  pick  which  battles  he  should  try  to  make  him  avoid  ??  he  was  quick  to  pick  up  his  coffee,  making  excuses  to  the  people  they  had  been  sitting  with  moments  prior.  “  this  one’s  gotta  study  for  somethin,’  or  he’ll  be  seein’  the  doors  of  starfleet  right  before  they  hit  him  on  the  ass.  “  he’s  not  being  truthful.  jim  has  the  ability  to  not  study  as  hard  as  he  does  &  do  as  good  (  if  not  better  )  at  almost  anything.  irritates  the  doctor  to  no  end.  “  comin’  jim  ??  “  

[starbrcken-deactivated20191003]

@legendaryhanded liked for a starter ♥

               ❝I had a friend once tell me that doctors only know how to take care of patients, not themselves. That they either pass out from even trying to attempt to perform some sort of suture or something on their own self, or they’re just too shaky to get it done at all. It’s funny to me because that friend was nowhere close to being a doctor though he thought he was a know-it-all when it came to how we’re able to perform our duties. Do you think if you had to perform stitches on yourself that you could get it done or would you in fact pass out?❞

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“  stitches  ??  are  we  in  the  damn  dark  ages  ??  next  i  know  yer  gonna  be  askin’  be  about  dialysis  &  cancer,  doctor  hart.  “  he  raises  his  eyebrows  at  her,  taking  a  drink  of  coffee  from  his  cup.  “  i  don’t  know.  i’ve  never  thought  about  it.  it’s  been  a  while  since  i’ve   had  ta  do  sutures.  i’m  usually  more  prepared  than  that.  “  he  was  not  a  fan  of  hypothetical  questions  when  there  was  more  to  be  done.  “  do  you  think  you  could  do  it  ??  “ 

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astrocaptain‌:

“  you  know,  for  a  doctor,  you  sure  are  squeamish  about  anatomy.  ”

“  no  one  likes  looking  at  penises.  &  if  they  say  they  do,  they’re  lyin’.  “ 

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astrocaptain‌:

“  and  i  steal  your  clothes  because  you  get  angry  when  i’m  naked.  ”

“  because  i  don’t  want  to  see  your  genitals  every  time  i  look  up  ??  buy  some  pants,  man  !!  “  

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" i don't remember that in hamilton " ( psychoanclyst )

john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters // accepting

“  if  you  think  listenin’  to  a  musical  from  the  twenty-first  century  is  going  to  help  learn  diplomatic  relations,  ya  got  another  thing  comin’.  “  

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like this for a starter from my exhausted son. if you have a preference between kelvin & prime timelines, please let me know. 

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" what do you think they're celebrating? " ( headnursc )

john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters // accepting

“  does  it  matter  as  long  as  they’re  buyin’  drinks  for  the  entire  bar  ??  “  he  asks,  raising  his  eyebrows  at  her,  swirling  his  bourbon  around  in  his  glass.  “  looks  like  they’re  together,  the  two  orion  women.  maybe  a  weddin’  or  somethin’  ??  “  leonard  suggests,  scoffing  into  the  glass  before  taking  a  generous  sip.  “  poor  bastards.  “  

@headnursc

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" i was sitting over there on the bench "

john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters // accepting 

“  well  it  woulda  been  nice  to  have  some  help.  a  damn  outbreak  of  rigellian  flu  in  a  restaurant  on  cardassia  prime.  sudden  onset  symptoms.  i  need  help  developing  a  vaccine  &  a  cure.  let’s  get  to  work,  doctor  shaw.  the  BENCH  can  wait.  “    

[therpmemes]

       john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞

❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞

❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞

❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞

❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞

❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞

❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞

❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞

❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞

❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞

❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞

❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞

❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❞

❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞

❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞

❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞

❝ You spent it already?! ❞

❝ Where’s the money? ❞

❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞

❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞

❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞

❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞

❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞

❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞

❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞

❝ I am damp all the time. ❞

❝ I am gross. ❞

❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞

❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞

❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞

❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞

❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞

❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞

❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞

❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞

❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞

❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞

❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞

❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞

❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞

❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞

❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞

❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞

❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞

❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞

❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞

❝ God can’t hear you. ❞

❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞

❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞

❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞

❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞

❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞ 

❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞

❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞

❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞

❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞

❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞

❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞

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astrocaptain‌:

“  that’s  cold,  bones…  much  like  you  are  when  you   s t e a l   my  blanket !!!   but  you  don’t  hear  me  complaining.  why ?  because  we  share.  don’t  you  wanna  set  a  god  example  for  jojo ? ”

“  i  steal  the  blanket  because  it’s  damn  near  frigid  in  the  room  !! you  steal  my  clothes  just  cause  you’re  a  thief.  jo  knows  to  ask  before  she  takes  things. “  

[jeffreycombs]