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[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[humoristics]

[boatofbears-deactivated20240811]

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[trividium-in-unum]

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

1. A. 14. N.

2. B. 15. O

3. C. 16. P

4. D. 17. Q

5. E. 18. R

6. F. 19. S

7. G. 20. T

8. H. 21. U

9. I. 22. V

10. J. 23. W

11. K. 24. X

12. L. 25. Y

13. M. 26. Z

24 8 1 18 12 5 13 19 8 1 11 5 24

X H A R L E M S H A K E X

[schakira]

[goodsprings]

the lgtb (let’s get this bread) community

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[versaceslut]

[chinese-silk]

I hate that it’s the right note so much

[troyesivan]

this is honestly so beautiful musically

[hailneaux]

When African American and Afro Cuban culture connect

Video from: @stephswanty

[goddessevrth-deactivated2023072]

I looove 💜💜

[aku-no-homu]

Baahubali 2

[arcaniumagi2]

GOT who? LOTR what?

[explorerrowan]

… I am not entirely sure what just happened. Exploding balls of men with shields catapulting from palm trees. A man just sliding around this invasion on his shield, then Captain America-ing like 10 dudes with it.

Bollywood effects departments are having way too much fun.

[asmallanxiousbean]

I have no idea what I just watched but I am 100% on board.

[n17r4ms-deactivated20220209]

OH OH OH I HAVE A STORY TO ADD TO THIS.

So I’ve had the pleasure of working in the armory dept of a Bollywood Film, and got to spend a lot of time hanging out with the Indian crews. Basically, the effects are so outlandish because “ITS THE MOVIES, WHY NOT” and because it’s a lot of fun to come up with these silly cartoony things and figure out how to film them. They actively try to out-do each-other to see who makes the silliest thing happen. It’s great.

[ayyymeric]

@rhalgr

[vyeldump-deactivated20250104]

AMAZING

[comicgone]

I realize this scene looks completely cheesey and dumb but seriously…

Bahubali is like, a fucking amazing movie. It’s on Netflix. Watch the hell out of that shit

[paper-mario-wiki]

game theory:

which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?

[paper-mario-wiki]

current first place: Mr. Mime. Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime

[cardelurb]

[love-and-thvnder]

Sam seems to enjoy watching Cat’s cooking

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

Incredibles 2 (2018)

[ryantherabbot]

Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1

[fuckitting-deactivated20201211]

Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery

[jo-shmo]

But what about violet?

She has BLACK hair

[dirtwif3]

Because genes don’t just come from your parents. Her grandmother might have had black hair, you don’t know.

[smittenstrawberry]

or she dyed it!! like the goth lil teen she is

[ifyouhadmefuckyou-deactivated20]

She has the dominant goth genes, dash has all the flawed recessive preppy genes

[sliami]

edgy cartoon theory: blocked

[weatheredlaw]

i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?

[weatheredlaw]

i’ve met at least a dozen children named some form of “jackson” but the best ones were “jaxon” and “jakson” 

a parent who i really liked named her son “jaycob” because she was worried people wouldn’t pronounce it correctly. when someone accidentally spelled it “jacob” she would loudly and obnoxiously ask “WHO’S JAH-KOBE?” 

two siblings named “thor” and “tiara”

i once had a classroom with four girls named “brooklyn”

if you sent me a list of popular boy names, i could guarantee i’ve met every single one of them

twin girls named paisley and brinley

a girl named reader

a boy named rocko

keighleey

kayde

kolten

if it can start with a “k” instead of a “c” i have met that child

brittalynn 

i taught a swim class with three girls named “london” but only one of them was spelled “lundon” and i know my boss did that to me on purpose

a couple named all their kids after places in arizona: tatum, payson, and hayden

and speaking of hayden, i’ve seen: haydon, heighden, and heydon 

according to some white people, there are sixteen different ways to spell mckenzie

lakelyn, blakelynn 

[a-daks]

this is white culture

[sweepmoon]

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Watching this was an ethereal experience

[britneyqueers]

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

[ly0nheart1]

Ancient. Earth. Mother.

[spideytrxsh]

You can’t tell me Florence is not a literal goddess

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

this is so sad billy joel play us a song you’re the piano man

[minniemorrisart]

[porterr-robinson]

[sixpenceee]

Clever National Geographic ad.