lowkey republican with a seasoning of democrat 😭 he washes his ass but not his legs 😭 only facts but he knows every single sc members and blames himself for every death that hurts 🥲 he deserves all the chin scratches in the world please i need more graves hcs
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More Phillip Graves Headcanons
sleeps with his windows open just a little for the breeze
if you fall asleep in his arms you aren't getting out of them until the morning, and even then its iffy-
sleeps with a television on with the backlight turned off, or he puts on a youtube video- he just needs the noise but the light hurts his eyes
light sleeper but falls back asleep really easily
shirtless sleeper. he has to be simply freezing to fall asleep
Dramatic about everything
grew up with a dog, LOVES dogs and has 2
can't get any chores done unless he writes them down and can check them off
lives in a daydream. ALWAYS has his head in the clouds
pillow stealer. like you'll wake up to have one pillow and he'll have four
Names all of his plants
He'd name them Billiam or Gilliam and almost all of them are the same
jokes about being "too old for you" if he's older, doesn't matter if the age gap is two months or five years
Speaking of he doesn't mind an age gap
calls it "taking a nap" if he goes back to sleep after his alarm even though it's really just going back to sleep
has literally been shot dozens of times and says it "doesn't even hurt" anymore but complains about having little injuries ale so you'll coddle him
can see well long-distance, but has a hard time reading things up close. refuses to get reading glasses and will ask you to read him things when he can't see them. if questioned, he will usually pull the "i'm your boss" play
loves to push your buttons, loves when you push back. knows he messed up if you just get angry instead of retaliating
was the only kid in his class that knew how to make those little paper fortune tellers
"my s/o said" kind of guy
makes you get out of bed in the morning so he can make the bed. you're allowed to go back to sleep after but you have to use a throw blanket on top of the covers
is so incomprehensibly competitive. will not let you win ANYTHING. will literally have you tapping out in "play" fights. turns everything else into a competition of who can do it faster/better
always says "let me show you how to..." and then just does it for you
he likes giving acts of service like he often will do little tasks for you to take the weight of existing off of your shoulders
and he likes receiving quality time- he loves to spend time with you, even if you're not talking or even doing the same thing
zones out ALL the time. has to be aggressively pulled back into reality like practically slapped back
horrendously existential.
absolutely cannot handle the weight of existing
will cry in your arms but the only way you know he's crying is because of the slight stuttering in his breath
Beer drinker
bro has the most creative insults-
hes so fit
has a spiritual EXPERIENCE when the wind blows too hard. the breeze just feels so nice on his skin
doesn't really understand dates but knows that they are in fact supposed to happen at some point and will make them the best you've ever been on
often stares at you from a distance. if you catch him, he'll pretend you were the one staring at him
perpetually cold hands he will ask if you could warm them up for him
will help you with bracelets and necklaces if you can't get them clasped by yourself
adrenaline junkie. his dream life includes travelling all over the place to do all sorts of dangerous things.
began writing poetry of his own after finishing a whole book of poems in a single day. gets really embarrassed about it and would disappear off the face of the earth if anyone ever found out
