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Buck: Hey, Cap, I need medical leave.
Bobby: ... Alright, I'll get you the paperwork. You alright?
Buck: Yeah, I'm good, I'm just getting a dick.
Hen: *chokes on her drink*
Chimney: A- What?
Buck: Yeah. It's going to take a while to heal, I'm going to stay with Eddie.
Eddie: You are?
Buck: Yeah.
Eddie: ... Yeah. You are.
Hen: Can we go back to-
Chimney: You're getting a dick?
Buck: Yeah.
Chim: (running to Maddie at the hospital doors) Maddie! Maddie. Almost everyone’s been recovered. Everyone, everyone but-
Maddie: Buck. I know. I went from dispatch to get Theo, but he had already been picked up. By Eddie. Eddie, who is apparently Theo’s guardian in loco parentis.
Chim: what?
Maddie: on file with the school. And when I called the hospital - this hospital - to see if Buck was here, they wouldn’t tell me because I am no longer registered as Buck’s next of kin.
Chim: WHAT?
Maddie: It’s Theo, and by proxy, Eddie. Oh, and guess who is now Buck’s Legal and Medical power of attorney?
Chim: Eddie?
Maddie: EDDIE!
Chim: Shhhh! He’s here. He’ll hear you. He updated some paperwork when he adopted Theo, but I swear I didn’t know.
Maddie: Well, you better figure it out, because if they are not dating immediately then I am going to murder them both.
Chim: … I’m not following.
Maddie: It has been YEARS Chim! Nine! At least nine years. I’m done with it. If he’s going to make him his SON’s legal guardian, he better stop wasting time and put a ring on it. Or at least a cock ring on it.
Chim: Jesus, Maddie. … Although… technically, Eddie made Buck Christopher’s legal guardian first. Like…. 7 or 8 years ago. It’s all in the personnel files…
minutes later in another room of the hospital
Eddie: Maddie! We can’t find him!
Maddie: 8 years you son of a bitch?!?!
Eddie: What?
Maddie: Shut up and marry my brother!!!
I love his nasolabial creases, they’re so beautiful to me. Like they fit his face perfectly and I swear they make his smile brighter. And his dimples. He just has it all.
i'm letting go of my shame, that unbearable weight / i'm letting go of the blame from my selfish mistakes
you had one job: be the man of the house / save Daniel's life for @buddie-month 2026 week 2 and for @donationwayne who showed me this song in the first place
buck saying maybe the mail bombs aren't an issue anymore and then getting crushed by the ladder truck not two days later. and then a few years after that he's all like "hey what's that?" and gets struck by lighting. curiosity killed the cat or whatever. at this point he should just never ask a question again.
15/08/26 - Rec of the Day
fine print and fatal attraction by @madforyouxo & @sourwolfdiaz (madforyou, sourwolfdiaz on AO3)
Summary:
“Good afternoon,” Buck says, projecting what he hopes to be effortless sincerity. “I’m here from the Neighborhood Financial Wellness Program. What’s your name?”
She smiles, opening the door a little more. “Isabel Diaz.”
“Wonderful! It’s so nice to meet you, Isabel. My name is—”
This is the fatal moment he realizes he did not come up with a name prior to knocking. The second where his brain, empty as a hollowed gourd, reaches into the void for a convincing, respectable name.
What emerges, thankfully, is actually pretty respectable. And convincing. One may even say strategic.
“My name is Edmundo,” he says.
Or, Buck scams abuela and Eddie falls in love with him over it.
Main Themes:
Evan “Buck” Buckley/Eddie Diaz
Idiots in Love
Crack Adjacent
Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
Completed
